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    « on: August 30, 2005, 06:37:03 PM »

    how many you guys paintball?
    you know how people bust out all that camouflage to fight... AND THOSE DAMN FUCKERS WITH 'GILLY' (or however you spell it) SUITS... i wear dark green leather shoes (made myself = ) im SO GOOD!!), a paintball mask (painted in jungle camouflage), i wear body paint... i run out there without a shirt with nothign but body paint. ive been shot 1 time... and this guy pegged me right above niple... i was a tri-tit for almost a month... we play with frozen paintballs only... none of that bullshit when a paintball hits a leaf it explodes... these things go through thorn bushes... YOU ARE GETTING PEGGED BY FLYING COLORED BALLS OF ICE!! its fun. i like to hide among heavy brush... cause it is easier to hide in.. and easier to totaly KICK THE LIVING SHIT outa people.

    ive gone rambo before... i normally use a Tracer... its a black pump where the Co2 comes in at an angle almost like a stock. i have a scope on it and everythin... its BEAUTIFUL, i would shoot people and take thier paintball gun and any munition they had left. i would run into a group of like 5 people with two semi autos and just unload... that was where i got shot... i took out 3 of the 5 before they even knew i existed. one was screamin "SHIT!! WE'RE ALL DEAD!!" it took both those guys with fully automatic paintball guns to hunt me down... i popped up, shot 3 people, and disappeared.. its great. they did they Predator trick where they just unload a full hopper of paintballs into the forest in hopes of hitting something. i stood up and ran right at them. right when i squeezed off the trigger... i got pegged right above the niple... IT HURTS!! i took one down and the other shot was wild and shot the bushes... this guy i could almost swear.. was pissin himself
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    « Reply #1 on: August 30, 2005, 06:45:02 PM »

    sounds like some really fun shit
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    « Reply #2 on: August 31, 2005, 02:36:53 PM »

    especially when you are almost sure that yer enemy is either pissin or shittin himself because you are damn near impossible = )
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    « Reply #3 on: August 31, 2005, 06:37:37 PM »

    that happens to me on AvP, it's awesome, i love being on a voice chat with someone when i'm playing, so i can hear them scream when i scare the hell out of them.  that's what amy and i used to do, and amy would be cussing and screaming the whole time
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    « Reply #4 on: September 04, 2005, 11:37:20 PM »

    Word.. that sounds really fun you guys know what is strange, I am a fucking dead-eye in the real world of guns but on AVP I suck at sniping wtf I mean I could shoot a can dead in the middle of it if it was freaking far away (could be due to the fact that my grandpa is a gun freak and I've been trained since I was little) but I swear on avp I suck at my aim. I dunno if some of you guys remember when i used to kick ass at sniper but I was good back in the day, I think dom should remember.

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    « Reply #5 on: September 06, 2005, 12:59:53 AM »

    Yea I remeber and that was a kick ass story there tator, man lol we should go ballin for a day lol you might as well be cloaked and taunting then as they walk by you lol.
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    « Reply #6 on: September 07, 2005, 07:55:57 PM »

    Dom eat my nub.... your new name is "Nub buffer" and Dales new name is "cakewalk" because if you play it, your bound to get a piece sooner or later.

    OMFG i love these insults
     ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN WINDEX
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    « Reply #7 on: September 07, 2005, 11:02:07 PM »

    LOL damn i love em to even thought they hurt me inside, I still love reading them! Dude Ras start a dissing forum where anyone can chanleng you and then you pwn then, that would kick ass!
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    « Reply #8 on: September 08, 2005, 03:24:24 PM »

    hey Dom... thx abuot compliment about the fucked up p-ballin story.... it gets better if you get pictures of my friend the "quadro tit"
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    « Reply #9 on: September 08, 2005, 04:35:05 PM »

    DAMN I wish I could see the domination evidence lol awsome dude
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    « Reply #10 on: September 09, 2005, 12:15:12 PM »

    XD in school right now
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    « Reply #11 on: September 09, 2005, 08:46:53 PM »

    lol quad-tit, that diss thread sounds nice

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    « Reply #12 on: September 11, 2005, 01:41:33 PM »

    Im serious I wanna see the damage, i wanna see that picture you got if you could send it to me by like scaning it or something?
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    « Reply #13 on: September 11, 2005, 03:36:56 PM »

    i dont own a scanner... tryin to get a hold of one though
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    « Reply #14 on: September 12, 2005, 02:36:34 PM »

    o... you guys own Diablo 2 LOD? i have a character on there that i customized usin self made programs... this guy is like a 4 gig character... talk about pissin people off... get on a server with this puppy and no one can touch you... let alone see you due to damn near crushing the server XD
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    « Reply #15 on: May 09, 2006, 04:24:12 AM »

    And when your on a server when he hops on dont worry, the sucking sound you hear is bandwith.
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    « Reply #16 on: May 09, 2006, 03:00:40 PM »

    oh, i thought that was you sucking your dog off...
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    « Reply #17 on: May 09, 2006, 03:28:11 PM »

    how long did that one take to come up with kula? I think I heard you doing this one earlier.
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    « Reply #18 on: May 09, 2006, 04:42:13 PM »

    Going back up a little bit here Ras...."cake walk'...
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    « Reply #19 on: May 09, 2006, 07:01:04 PM »

    Echo no offense but how exactly did that fit in?
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    « Reply #20 on: May 09, 2006, 10:47:19 PM »

    Like i said, going back in the thread a little bit look for a comment by Ras, otherwise forget about it.
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    « Reply #21 on: May 10, 2006, 03:56:45 AM »

    teh? the last time i saw the being teh was a commercial for steve from blues clues, Wanna get in teh closet is what it said
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    « Reply #22 on: May 12, 2006, 12:11:50 AM »

    Yes well typing errors happen.
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    « Reply #23 on: May 14, 2006, 06:35:46 AM »

    undoubtedly.
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    « Reply #24 on: May 14, 2006, 10:10:19 AM »

    Back to getting a scaner, just go to a local library man and upload it using our sites upload dir.
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    « Reply #25 on: May 16, 2006, 04:06:18 AM »

    wont happen dom, Dictator is a cheapskate, wont pay 10 cents for a scan.
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