A Map to get the new medic achievements easily.

[Alfalfa]

"An extremely simple and quick-and-dirty map designed in preparation for the achievement farming practically necessary to get all of the new Medic unlocks.

There are three main useful features to the map: the player spawns are organized in straight lines in close proximity, there are two damage-dealing pits, and there is a single capture point that cannot cause a round win. The first slightly simplifies achievements like Big Pharma and Does It Hurt When I Do This, allowing a medic or heavy stationed at a resupply closet to hold down the fire button and accumulate kills over time. The second effectively automates Intern, Specialist, and (over great lengths of time) Chief of Staff, allowing medics to heal targets at a constant rate of 23 health per second without any active input. Pairs of medics can even heal one another, allowing all 32 possible players to farm simultaneously. The final feature simply makes achieving Preventive Medicine and Ubi Concordia, Ibi Victoria possible on the map. Every achievement but First Do No Harm and Surgical Prep can be achieved on the map, and those are two of the more trivial in the list.

As there is no timer, win condition, or concept of a round for the map, it can be left running overnight (with a properly set mp_timelimit)."

http://www.fpsbanana.com/maps/52333

So what do you guys think?

[Frost]

Should lock down the server when the patch comes out and do this.

[Word :D]

You're a loser if you do this

[Frost]

Or perhaps you enjoy getting stuff done quickly.

[AxCell]

Hey, I think it's as bastardly as the next guy. But FUCK, the final unlockable weapon is a bonesaw that charges your Uber after 4 FUCKIN HITS.

DO WANT!

[Mayhem]

4 hits huh... now i can be really suicidal =D

[Stobbin]

Two viewpoints on this:

A)  Its cheap, and probably unfair to the other players out there.

B)  I don't want to play for a month and a half with 23 other medics.

[Mayhem]

true... plus you need to get the medigun kills limit in one round and overall, 10,000,000 heal points, and a few thousands bonesaw kills and maybe about 20 in one round/ without dieing... Annoying yes but that bonesaw seems worth it

[kirua31]

not worth getting getting everything in without dying

[LiquidSnake]

while your at it you want jetpacks on best in class?

[Dominator]

YES OMG YES!!!!!

[Mayhem]

Some of these are going to be tricky

The complete list of new Medic-specific achievements follows:

   1. First Do No Harm: Play a full round without killing any enemies and score the highest on a team of 6 or more players.
   2. Quadruple Bypass: Heal a teammate who's taking fire from 4 enemies at once.
   3. Group Health: Work with 2 other medics to deploy 3 simultaneous uber-charges.
   4. Surgical Prep: Have an uber-charge ready before the setup phase ends.
   5. Trauma Queen: Deploy 3 uber-charges in less than 5 minutes, and assist in 5 kills during that time.
   6. Double Blind Trial: Deploy an uber-charge within 8 seconds of a nearby enemy medic deploying his.
   7. Play Doctor: In a team with no medics, be first to switch to medic after a teammate calls "Medic!" and then heal 500 health.
   8. Triage: Deploy an uber-charge on a teammate less than a second before they're hit by a critical explosive.
   9. Preventive Medicine: Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an uber-charged teammate.
  10. Consultation: Assist a fellow medic in killing 5 enemies in a single life.
  11. Does It Hurt When I Do This?: Kill 50 scouts with your syringe gun.
  12. Peer Review: Kill 50 medics with your bone saw.
  13. Big Pharma: Assist a heavy in killing 30 enemies where neither of you die.
  14. You'll Feel A Little Prick: Assist in killing 4 enemies with single uber-charge on a scout.
  15. Autoclave: Assist in burning 8 enemies with a single uber-charge on a pyro.
  16. Blast Assist: Assist in exploding 5 enemies with a single uber-charge on a soldier.
  17. Blunt Trauma: Assist in punching out 4 enemies with a single uber-charge on a heavy.
  18. Medical Breakthrough: Assist in destroying 8 enemy engineer buildings with a single uber-charge on a Demoman.
  19. Midwife Crisis: Heal an engineer as he repairs his sentry while it's under enemy fire.
  20. Ubi Concordia, IBI Victoria: Assist in killing 5 enemies on an enemy control point, in a single life.
  21. Grand Rounds: Heal 200 teammates after they've called for "Medic!"
  22. Infernal Medicine: Extinguish 100 burning teammates.
  23. Doctor Assisted Homicide: Assist in killing 20 nemesis.
  24. Placebo Effect: Kill 5 enemies in a single life while having your uber-charge ready, but undeployed.
  25. Sawbones: Hit enemies with your bonesaw 10 times in arrow without dying or missing.
  26. Intern: Accumulate 7000 heal points in a single life.
  27. Specialist: Accumulate 10000 heal points health in a single life.
  28. Chief of Staff: Accumulate 10 million total heal points.
  29. Hypocritical Oath: Kill an enemy spy that you have been healing.
  30. Medical Prevention: Save a falling teammate from dying on impact.
  31. Second Opinion: Uber-Charge 2 teammates at once.
  32. Autopsy Report: Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll.
  33. FYI I Am A Medic: Use your bonesaw to kill 5 enemy spies who have been calling for "Medic!"
  34. Family Practice: Uber-charge ten of your steam community friends.
  35. House Call: Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy and uber-charge on him.
  36. Bedside Manner: Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own.

[Stobbin]

The rest would be nice to accidentally achieve.

Here are the hard:

8. Triage: Deploy an uber-charge on a teammate less than a second before they're hit by a critical explosive.

13. Big Pharma: Assist a heavy in killing 30 enemies where neither of you die.

14. You'll Feel A Little Prick: Assist in killing 4 enemies with single uber-charge on a scout.

15. Autoclave: Assist in burning 8 enemies with a single uber-charge on a pyro.

18. Medical Breakthrough: Assist in destroying 8 enemy engineer buildings with a single uber-charge on a Demoman.

30. Medical Prevention: Save a falling teammate from dying on impact.

The impossible:

17. Blunt Trauma: Assist in punching out 4 enemies with a single uber-charge on a heavy.

1. First Do No Harm: Play a full round without killing any enemies and score the highest on a team of 6 or more players.

25. Sawbones: Hit enemies with your bonesaw 10 times in arrow without dying or missing.

36. Bedside Manner: Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own.

28. Chief of Staff: Accumulate 10 million total heal points.

I figure if we get 8 (or more) people into the AchievementBox map and cooperate with each other (i.e.: we stand there and get killed), we could get everybody all of the hard achievements and most of the impossible ones within a few hours.

[Alfalfa]

33. FYI I Am A Medic: Use your bonesaw to kill 5 enemy spies who have been calling for "Medic!"

Epic lol

[Mayhem]

We need to shut down the server and get everyone on in order to get those "Imposible" ones

[Frost]

Yeah. Turn off HLStats too for it.

[kirbynator]

Think floodzone_final would be a decent map for some of the medic achievements.

[Frost]

Achievementbox has pretty much everything set up to get the achievements, no real point in using floodzone.

[Mayhem]

Floodzone isnt a bad map to just screw around with lol

[Boba fett]

Shutdown the server, take td member on, put a password (and publish it on td server) and unlock!

[Boba fett]

A new combo with the new update: Medic with uber on a soldier and medic with a critical damage gun on the same soldier!= ten second of glory.

[Alfalfa]

Well the update is out, are we gonna do this or what?

[Mayhem]

Yea. Imma be on for this, for the most part so onward men INVADE CANADA!!!

[Dominator]

We were on {TD}'s test server last night, I'm hosting that map 24/7, let me know if you want the password to get in.

[Mayhem]

I need it. but steam friends died just now