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FeatheredFrog58
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« on: August 06, 2008, 11:58:22 PM » |
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Here's the page you get to brag about your kills, specs, and stats to see who's better then you... and who's worse. Be honest now. Now fish stories.
There are three rules here. Feel free to respond to other's comments, but you can't talk down someone's brag unless your's is better. No bullies. Just the simple plain truth! And secondly, lets keep this class specific to make it fair. Soldier stats against solider stats. Medic against medic and so fourth. And last... every brag must be in the voice phrasing and style of the TF2 character you are bragging with. For instance the Demoman should probably say mate a lot.
I present to you my bragging rights as a Medic.
Good day dunkoffs. Zes well hurt but is for z'your own good to know ze truth. I am ze best doctor in ze house! And yet I do not care... Oops zat was not medicine! Now don't try and think your little minds can be ubered beyond my skills of medicine... bone sawing, and bloodshed... lots of bloodshed. I ze best there is!
I wouldn't drag you under the ubersaw and bore you with all the medals, or achievements as you call them, weighing me down. Nor do I wish to detail that I've received all the goodies those achievements give! (by ze way... who dezigned zis stupid STUPID Critsgrieg! I ordered for more medicine! Not NO medicine! And who named it! I can't even SPELL Critsgrieg! And I'm German!) Stupid szglikenschign shratsoldulf! *Cough* I move along!
Why should I waist your time about these achievements that most medicine school girls nurses have floundered over themselves in achieving? Why, you might ask, do I brag then? Well my elastic hands are glad z'you asked *snap! Now bind over little poodle doll and let me operate! I've healed 7,221 hp in one single life, I've double ubered two dunkoffs at ze same time. And, perhaps my greatest achievement... 6 UberCharges in one life. Zis is good no? You dunkoffs can't even count them on one hand! 1,2,3,4,5, and, this might sting a little, 6!!!! All these little pluses I've done have given me a most prestigiously high Uber-score of 26 points! So why don't you Sniel and leave well enough alone. For zes is why they call me "Doctor!" Because I'm better then you nurse lady dunkoffs!!
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Alfalfa
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Is awesome and smells good
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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2008, 04:58:30 AM » |
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I had over 9000 teleporters as an engie.
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Kenny
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Somethings you do, are un-doable.
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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2008, 06:27:58 AM » |
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wow, nice alfalfa, on a MARIO_KART map i had like 700 headshots they didn't know how to snipe lol
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Boba fett
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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2008, 06:45:44 AM » |
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Mhefadnef feadkejd ejjdme orangu i buredmn them MOUHAHAH! -------(You got it, its the pyro.)
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StaFForD
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Fist Da Bitch!
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« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2008, 09:21:32 AM » |
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I fucking suck?!!!
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gex2k8
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« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2008, 09:22:46 AM » |
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Gentlemen, I am le spy. Le best spy around here, If you promise to not get my blood on my suit, I will kill you quickly. But of course, you are no match for me and
my knife, challenge me if you dare *fixes his tie*
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Kelreth
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« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2008, 09:35:40 AM » |
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Mwhaahahah garble garble garble *shooowsh*
haha pyro ftw
o why its brag worthy, i have random stints were i will kill 4 enemy team members, only 1 from ambuse the other 3 from the chaos that ensues
this is w/o backburner +50 hp
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 Usually a TD member has a shitload of hours logged and an unhealthy amount of suicides.
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Boba fett
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2008, 09:46:05 AM » |
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Mouahahaha! MmmMMM, MBURNERDMMM ORANMMGE X BURNEERMMMM mmm! mmm!
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Stobbin
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2008, 11:20:58 AM » |
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I think FF was lookin for actual stories. Not just random bragging. Also: AFK kills NEVER NEVER count.
I have punched 30 people to death during a single (serious) round of 2fort.
my all time greatest brag? I created a thread about it well before most of you had heard of Team Domination. I present to you Chat Humiliation:
Someone was asking how the sounds work on the TF2 server...
cerebralocelot : wats admin commands?
FireWeed : did that work
cerebralocelot : admin commands?
cerebralocelot : admin commands
{TD}Stobbin{RS} : type ROFL
{TD}dm{RS} : nvm
cerebralocelot : ROFL
{TD}Stobbin{RS} : now type LOL
cerebralocelot : LOL
{TD}Stobbin{RS} : now type Gullible
cerebralocelot : Gullible
{TD}Stobbin{RS} : now type I got owned.
cerebralocelot : yur mom got owned bitch
{TD}Stobbin{RS} : rofl
{TD}Stobbin{RS} : I should get points for that
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Dominator
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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2008, 12:16:14 PM » |
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haha I remember that!
Back before when I used to play the spy all the time and legit people played the pyro class and not 100% noobs...
We were on a full server on cp_granary and I was the spy and the whole blue team was on the B capture point, I kid you not all of them it was like at 8x capturing mode and then I was the red spy chillin as a demo man, I took out the heavy, medic, soldier, scout, demoman and the pyro class was last on there team, somehow back stabbed him and survived after his flames with one health. Emopanda was there and I forgot who else was to, maybe DM.
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{TD}Dominator{RS} - The term Dominator generally refers to someone or something that exercises Domination. 
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HENTAL1TY
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« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2008, 12:24:12 PM » |
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I got a headshot once
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Boba fett
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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2008, 12:37:46 PM » |
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lol
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FeatheredFrog58
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« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2008, 01:58:04 AM » |
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Well I was hoping that this could be a place were we show off our stats and see whose good at what. Like my medic example I showed that had gotten 26 points within one life time and that I had ubered 6 times in one life time. I mean you can talk trash on here if you want to. But I thought it would be fun to start these friendly debates about who was best.
Gex got the idea a bit but he didn't show us his stats on the spy. Like what was the highest score you have goten as a spy gex? Highest amount of back stabs within one life and such...
@Hentality: is that avatar of yours a scene from Death Note?
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StaFForD
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Fist Da Bitch!
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« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2008, 07:14:29 AM » |
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@ Stobbin: I remember the thread
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StaFForD
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« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2008, 12:41:00 PM » |
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did i mention that after 5 days i have over half the achievements and im ranked 99 in the server
DSS
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