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    « on: August 16, 2008, 08:57:30 AM »
    Toilet visits

    This is something my friend Solidje made, enjoy his funny work :wink:


    Everything depends on the transit

    the ghost shit (also known as the diver)
    You can feel him, you hear him splash into the water, but there is nothing in the toilet.

    The clean shit:
    lying down so beautiful in the toilet, no trace on the paper

    The eternal shit:
    you keep whiping your ass, but shit keeps comming on the toilet paper.
    untill you decide to put a toilet paper in your underwear to avoid  any traces

    the extra shit:
    The come-back or the counterattack by revenge,  your done, but when you get
    your pants on there is a shit comming out your ass

    the popular shit:
    your sitting on the toilet and start to fart so loud other people can hear it
    and start to laugh with it.

    the Big Mac shit:
    he is so great  that you are afraid to brake him when you flush.
    You are amazed and proud at the same time that you gave birth to this masterpiece

    the cannonball shit:
    comming out of your ass with such an amazing speed, that you are afraid  the toilet water is gonne
    splash your ass.

    the surprice shit:
    you thought you had to fart, but there is more comming out your ass..

    Rabbit shit:
    Small balls, some float, sometimes they sink. They are sweet

    De morning-after shit (after a real big party)
    The yellow/brown liquid that makes the whole toilet dirty..
    smells so bad it burns your ass!
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    « Reply #1 on: August 16, 2008, 10:27:39 AM »
    ROFL! You forgot one....


    The Never-ending shit. Similar to the eternal shit and the extra shit. But its never end! And at a point, its start looking like the popular shit!
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    Is awesome and smells good


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    « Reply #2 on: August 16, 2008, 02:06:36 PM »
    Gross..
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    « Reply #3 on: September 01, 2008, 12:59:36 PM »
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    Gross..


    But in a funny way.

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