Somerandomgirl's app

[somerandomegirl]

uhm i dont know what to say just that im that girl that is allways in ur server and kik dominator but like all the time > so uhm can i be part of {TD} pweas

Clan Members vote for this application here:
http://tdomination.com/forums/index.php?a=topic&t=1909

[Dominator]

Hey There,

Wow this is cool you want to join, you got my vote hands down and I'm excited!

[LiquidSnake]

F is for friends in TD together
U is for you and TD
N is for anything and everything around us here in the TF2

you get my vote

[StaFForD]

pic is required

im just kidding, but i thought id get the question out of the way before some of the others start nagging for it

[Kenyan Bee Thief]

Well, {TD} always needs more of the ladies, and I happen to be a fan of GETSHOT.  You've got my vote.

[Mr.MiYuggi]

yay randomgirl pwnz0r

[David!!]

some random new member of TD!!

[somerandomegirl]

i thanx yous alls and im a dragon rwar rwar rawar rowasr  :tongue:

[Stobbin]

Obligatory Post!

[Moogle]

Gitshot.

[Mr.MiYuggi]

wow stobbin...well all i have to say is wow.....

[xfreak341xx]

MARRIIIIII i hope you make it in

[somerandomegirl]

me to me to i hope i make it in to  

[*Kajisan*]

Good lookin out Stafford.

and Stobbin for the uncle sam in the ky jam pic lolzorz.

Welcome to the forums somerandomegirl!

[Foodz]

K-Y JELLY

[somerandomegirl]

:smile: thanx ^^ am i stil a dragon rwar!?

[Foodz]

[Terskip]

On behalf of all random players on the TD server.

"Was that a girl?"

[Foodz]

Its Lyura all over again.

[Shadowmonk3y]

mic volume? mah ears burst with loundness otherwise u go mah vote

[Alfalfa]

>somerandomgirl
>girl

Welcome to TD

Pic is required.

Also: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

[Undakada (UOM)]

No too bad.

[StaFForD]

Pic is required.

told you some one would say it

[ARMaster]

welcome

Querstin is requiered

olo

[somerandomegirl]

whats Querstin?

[David!!]

dats a good qwuerstin!

[ARMaster]

dats a good qwuerstin!

dats mah boi...but too bad it will not be said alot

[LAMP]

wat esh wif all the madsnezz?

[DickTater]

IMA DRAGONN!!! BAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
lol if i culd vote.. i wuld for you

[Dominator]

haha alfalfa and david wow!

Things are looking good...

[Lyura]

Are you like 10, or just enjoy typing like that? lol

[David!!]

dats a good qwuerstin

[somerandomegirl]

idk U TALL MY LMAO

[somerandomegirl]

AKA you tell me

[Lyura]

I'm gonna go with my first choice~ <3

[Stobbin]

Cat fight?

I declare the first piece of ripped off clothing to be property of Stobbin.

[Foodz]

[Foodz]

That'll be hard Stobbin on account of Rhinoceroses don't wear shirts. And Lyura is clearly a Rhinoceroses. Allthoouugh... She does sometimes wear Wizard Hats and robes...

[Crit Goes Where?!?]

haha so glad i talked to you so i could understand that!

[Dominator]

GET SHOT!!

Stobbin you can haz my clothin, its off desi outfit i was wearing.

[somerandomegirl]

GET SHOT!! =P

[thieslo]

I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

Hehe that is such great cybering.. .how glad I am bloodninja is a part of the interwebs...

[Foodz]

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k

[anne]

[somerandomegirl]

bloodninja:  Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

[Dominator]

wow bloodninja fails!

[DickTater]

brilliant!! i hope this bloodninja guy is real... bcz those are just EPIC

[Stobbin]

Unknown if bloodninja is actually a ninja made out of blood, but there are many of these online.

I don't remember the rhinocerocii cybers though.

[Foodz]

    Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
   thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
   A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
   haha, ok lets go.
   i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
   I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
   haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
   i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
   Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
   No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
   Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
   stop, cmon be serious.
   It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
   I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
   thats it.
   Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
   Goddam am I hard now.

[Boba fett]

guys: http://xkcd.com/322/

[Foodz]

guys: http://xkcd.com/322/

So goddamn true.

[Fenriswolf]

oh shits that cracked me up

[Foodz]

[Crit Goes Where?!?]

older than the internet, but still funny

[Stu]

In this topic: Someone gets unanimously voted into TD because their sex organs don't dangle.

[anne]

In this topic: Someone gets unanimously voted into TD because their sex organs don't dangle.

hey! my sex organs don't dangle and i still like her ;_;

[Dominator]

yea my sex organs dont either but thats because I have a erectile disfunction...

and im the leader BITCH!

haha we shall see she is TD material just like anne and lyura

[anne]

for dom

[Dominator]

pills here!

[Stobbin]

Its not unanimous Stu (et al).  That's why we have a voting system.

Those with indoor plumbing don't get automatically accepted, it just looks like that because Dom is a massive horndog.

[LAMP]

and it's because the person in question has no danglies. that's what the voting system i read said...

[somerandomegirl]

In this topic: Someone gets unanimously voted into TD because their sex organs don't dangle.

hey! my sex organs don't dangle and i still like her ;_;

I WUB U TOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! ANNE!!! hope that whas for me |^|

[Kenyan Bee Thief]

In all honesty, dangling sex organs are superior.  Sure, they don't look as nice as the set that's all tied up with a bow on top, but they're much more accessible.

edit:

    My shit is hard you ready to jump aboard?
<1hOttYeVe>    oh yhea im so wet right now
   Why you just shower?
<1hOttYeVe>    no im wet for you
   Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator shit you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool at the end of it.
<1hOttYeVe>    What the fuck are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not?
   I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you...
   Im sorry lets continue!
<1hOttYeVe>    alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest
   I pop like 16 boners
<1hOttYeVe>    what the fuck!
   what?

I swear to God, I was laughing so hard when I read this, it felt like my forehead was pounding.  It hurt so much I think I've died a little.

[thieslo]

hehe kenyan... I read the beginning and chuckled... but then i read the "i pop like 16 boners" and I just had to laugh out loud....  brilliant

[Lyura]

Ok I wasn't here for the last half of the voting, but if you saw the poll you'd know it wasn't unanimous Stu!

[DC]

oh yeah i bet  WHY DONT U PLAY TF2 U RAGNAROK ADDICTED FEMALE

and every one knows if theres a female on the internet  every one goes crazy


also kenyan your story has inspired me   i shall write a novel

[Dominator]

No it wasn't unanimous Lyura, nobody ever really 100% votes yes unless your Kajisan or David.

Your application was the same way with people bringing up the same issues which I'm getting a little tired of, voting goes on how many yes or no votes you get not if someone completely votes yet, I mean if we did that we would have to ban alfalfa from voting.

If you guys don't like the way the votes are, drop in suggestion.  If you don't and comtinue to complain well them I sorry that you don't agree with the votes and I would be more than happy to get rid of them and all the members can be up to me to decide.  That's how it was done before and nobody had a problem with that but I felt like I should give others a say.

[Moogle]

Where did that come from dom?

[Stobbin]

I believe he was agreeing with Lyura with bad punctuation and followed it up with an example with bad punctuation.

[Foodz]

I suggest fight to the death. Applicant Vs. 3 Bears.

[Alfalfa]

I mean if we did that we would have to ban alfalfa from voting.

I stopped voting long ago.

[Foodz]

oh yeah i bet  WHY DONT U PLAY TF2 U RAGNAROK ADDICTED FEMALE

[Moogle]

I agree with Foodz.

[DickTater]

amen foodz!

[thieslo]

No it wasn't unanimous Lyura, nobody ever really 100% votes yes unless your Kajisan or David.

Dom, you lie!  I know for a fact Kajisan had at least 1 no vote  I made sure of that... Alfalfa wasn't doing his job that voting session *grin*

[Dominator]

haha yea but the person who voted no voted no just so there was a no vote, so that wasn't a laget vote!

Dude is that the guy?

[somerandomegirl]

whats going on? =O