~~Two Very Strange Ways To Die~~

[Undakada (UOM)]

I actually sat down to watch the History Channel today, and I fucking loved it. I really thought these torturing devices were extremely painful, yet interesting:

The Pear of Anguish (Choke Pear)



This thing was used during Medeval times, like the subtitle says, and was basicly used on homosexuals, witches and women accused of inducing a miscarriage. If it was used on one of the above, it was either inserted into the anus or vagina. Choke Pear wasn't washed, so it could easily get you infected. If you didn't die by an infection, then you'd die by caused by the painful damage of your intestines.
   Onto the oral part, it was inserted into your mouth, and you teeth would be crushed. Ouch. The torturer would twist the handle, making Choke Pear open up. Next, the victim's jaw would be really fucked-up. In a few minutes, a bunch of blood would come out of your mouth causing you to die. (Oh, BTW, they need to do this in the next Higurashi season.)

Impaling Torture
In memory of Vlad Dracula

The real Dracula made this FYI. Not Hollywood. He made this when was was the prince of some city in Romania around the 1400s. At the time, he was known as a hero and shit. But he was respected because of this method since he killed thousands of people using...stakes. Any ol' thief could be "impaled" for stealing some flowers or some fruit. Impaling was done like this: A couple men went out in the woods to find a nice-looking possible stake. The carved it up, making one side pointy, one side not. The stake would be shoved up the person's anus (or any body part actually,but the anus was more common) (not the vagina, on women). Vlad found a way to avoid vital organs while attempting this, so it would be a nice, long, humiliating, harsh, painful death. After avoiding pretty much everything inside of the body, the stake would now be sitcking out of the victim's mouth. Yay! He/she'll die in maybe a few hours or maybe two days.
   One last note on this: OCCASIONALLY, Vlad would impale a child, and make their mother eat them. He would have a feast while watching his victims die. For and a whole hella other reasons, he is known as a "vampire". Thousands of stakes are still in that one little city of Romania. ^^^^^ Is why South Park calls Romania the Butthole of the World. Get it? hehe.

http://medieval-castles.org/index.php?cat=31

http://www.google.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

EDIT - One of those images better get on the Home Page.

[Stobbin]

You and your obsession with sticking things into anuses.

Undaka-ba-donk is becoming more and more appropriate.

[Boba fett]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_maiden_(torture_device)

[Crit Goes Where?!?]

Christian tools at its finest.

[Undakada (UOM)]

They used iron maiden in higurashi.

[Mr.MiYuggi]

yeah i prefer the more traditional drawn and quartered technique

[Boba fett]

i prefer to be shot.

[Luko]

That's friggen harsh.
The Choke Pear?, it's a torture chamber in your pocket.

[Bungie]

Japaneese did painful things to U.S. Soldiers. they take peices of wood and shove them into your fingernails and toenails.  then they split your tongue in half. then they burn your eyes out with a branding stick like thing. Then they cut on them and lite they're insides on fire. and then they yank your teeth out, break a toe once every  5 minutes then go to fingers and then they slowly slice your ears off, split your nose and let you die or they cut you open all over and let you die faster.  pretty damned harsh

[HENTAL1TY]

sooooo small

[Alfalfa]

Japaneese did painful things to U.S. Soldiers. they take peices of wood and shove them into your fingernails and toenails.  then they split your tongue in half. then they burn your eyes out with a branding stick like thing. Then they cut on them and lite they're insides on fire. and then they yank your teeth out, break a toe once every  5 minutes then go to fingers and then they slowly slice your ears off, split your nose and let you die or they cut you open all over and let you die faster.  pretty damned harsh

Your sig completely ruined this.

[Crit Goes Where?!?]

I thought the same thing.

And @Stobbin: Yeah ba-donka-donka-undakada is getting to be pretty accurate. (notice how the name keeps getting bigger and bouncier)

[Luko]

Japaneese did painful things to U.S. Soldiers. they take peices of wood and shove them into your fingernails and toenails.  then they split your tongue in half. then they burn your eyes out with a branding stick like thing. Then they cut on them and lite they're insides on fire. and then they yank your teeth out, break a toe once every  5 minutes then go to fingers and then they slowly slice your ears off, split your nose and let you die or they cut you open all over and let you die faster.  pretty damned harsh

I read a book recenently based on a true story about some of the things dealt with in vietnam.
A female leader named apache would tie soldiers naked to a stick, hanged parrallel to the ground. She would then put a box filled with large rats over the victim's head (not that head) and let them gnaw the skin on his face off as she slowly cut off the guy's nads.
She had something messed up in her mind, sexually, that made her despise all men, even her soldiers.

and why do i have the strange feeling that this thread is gonna turn into nothing but bondage jokes from here on... hm.

[Combat Wombat]

Sketchy.

[DC]

wered you learn about all the japanese torture and stuff bungie im really interested in ww2 always have been just dont know much about the japanese fronts besides what ive played on like call of duty  but that dosent give me information

[Foodz]

The Pear of Anguish was actually never used to break a jaw, just to force someone to keep their mouth open, the joints in which the screw pushes the pear open break very easily, it was actually just used to lock someones mouth open.

[Crit Goes Where?!?]

Kinky.

[Combat Wombat]

Kinky.

wtf haxxxx!

[Undakada (UOM)]

The Pear of Anguish was actually never used to break a jaw, just to force someone to keep their mouth open, the joints in which the screw pushes the pear open break very easily, it was actually just used to lock someones mouth open.

This is true, although History Channel and that first Source really messed me up.

[Stobbin]

Whatever.   This thread has made my priapism legendary.

(Bonus points if you didn't have to look that up.)
(Extra bonus points if you didn't gag immediately.)

[Boba fett]

I dint gag immediately....

[Foodz]

Thats because you have years of practice Boba..

[anne]

and i thought it was bad inside  *dom's* freezer.... you guys are just sick x_X

[Dominator]

haha anne