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« on: January 14, 2009, 01:04:08 AM »

Hello everyone just decided to introduce myself here since i wont actually be applying since im already in a lovely clan. I am currently in a UK tf2 clan called VenGeaNce and there is a good 4 hours of my playtime where most of my clan is in bed. So since double clanning is frowned upon i wont actually be joining your little group but i do hope that means i can still play with you and partake in some madness. I was on your tf2 server today when we had the scouts dancing like Irishmen and caused the server to lag into oblivion. Ive made friends with two of your members (raVen and mr.miyuggi) and hope the rest of you can treat me kindly. feel free to add me on steam my id is milkdafunkycow and i am always kind to strangers. unless they mess with my chowder...
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    « Reply #1 on: January 14, 2009, 02:06:57 AM »

    yeah this guy's cool reminds me of a mild seranox/kobold
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    « Reply #2 on: January 14, 2009, 04:07:54 AM »

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    yeah this guy's cool reminds me of a mild seranox/kobold


    Oh lawdy.
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    « Reply #3 on: January 14, 2009, 08:27:47 AM »

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    yeah this guy's cool reminds me of a mild seranox/kobold


    Would be nice to have more of those....
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    « Reply #4 on: January 14, 2009, 10:20:06 AM »

    also if anyone else lives in central jersey and larps i will gladly beat you with my broad sword.
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    « Reply #5 on: January 14, 2009, 11:39:12 AM »

    was that a sexual joke?
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    « Reply #6 on: January 14, 2009, 12:07:04 PM »

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    STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM.
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    « Reply #7 on: January 14, 2009, 03:14:30 PM »

    ITS ALL OVER LAWBREAKER PAY THE FINES OR ITS OFF TO JAIL
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    « Reply #8 on: January 14, 2009, 03:16:43 PM »

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    Funky Cow]Hello everyone just decided to introduce myself here since i wont actually be applying since im already in a lovely clan. I am currently in a UK tf2 clan called VenGeaNce and there is a good 4 hours of my playtime where most of my clan is in bed. So since double clanning is frowned upon i wont actually be joining your little group but i do hope that means i can still play with you and partake in some madness. I was on your tf2 server today when we had the scouts dancing like Irishmen and caused the server to lag into oblivion. Ive made friends with two of your members (raVen and mr.miyuggi) and hope the rest of you can treat me kindly. feel free to add me on steam my id is milkdafunkycow and i am always kind to strangers. unless they mess with my chowder...


    My idea. Fuck yes.
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    « Reply #9 on: January 14, 2009, 04:50:51 PM »

    That was fucking epic last night.... omg

    welcome to the form, don't expect that you have to be a member of TD to be on here or the server, I'm not sure why many people think they have to.  The community is what makes us up mostly anyways.
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    « Reply #10 on: January 14, 2009, 06:12:22 PM »

    I just think I may make an awesome video of the footage.
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    « Reply #11 on: January 14, 2009, 08:56:37 PM »

    thats really cool that you guys make a video i went to college to try and figure out what computer based job i want so im preatty hand with editing stuff i know a whole bunch of programs if you ever need a hand with anything let me know.
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    « Reply #12 on: January 14, 2009, 10:46:20 PM »

    Is that suppose to be a sexual joke? Huh is this all a game to you!? Well go eat some pie and then run away to mommy crying like a walrus!
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    « Reply #13 on: January 15, 2009, 11:32:06 AM »

    i wonder if eventually td is going to be littered with cows
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    « Reply #14 on: January 15, 2009, 05:44:41 PM »

    SHIT EVERYWHERE.
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    « Reply #15 on: January 16, 2009, 01:09:53 AM »

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    i wonder if eventually td is going to be littered with cows

    god i hope so .... and i think to appease the masses im just going to talk in sexual jokes from now on
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    « Reply #16 on: January 16, 2009, 07:04:08 AM »

    COCK JOKE!
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    « Reply #17 on: January 16, 2009, 04:36:04 PM »

    This is going to be an udder disaster.
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    « Reply #18 on: January 16, 2009, 07:14:55 PM »

    udders or it didn't happen
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    « Reply #19 on: January 16, 2009, 09:21:58 PM »


    A King had to leave his Kingdom for some business. He was afraid that his only Daughter would be taken advantage of by some of the Guards because she was a very deep sleeper. So before he left, he slipped a razor blade between the lips of her vagina.

    The King left. That night, three of the Guards did plan to Fuck the Princess.

    The First Guard went into her room. From outside of the room, the other two Guards listened. Suddenly, they heard the First Guard scream. He came out. The other two Guards asked why he screamed. Embarrassed, he said that it was so good that he couldn't control himself. This made the other two smile.

    The Second Guard went in. After some time? Ahhhhh!!! The Second Guard came out. The Third Guard asked what happened. Just as embarrassed as the First Guard, the Second Guard said that it felt so good that he couldn't control himself. The Third Guard smiled.

    The Third Guard went into the room. He went up to the Princess and lifted her dress. Outside, the other two Guards listened. Mmmmmhhhh!?! The other two Guards took off! The next morning, the King came back. He suspected that his Guards tried to fuck his daughter. He told them to drop their pants. Each of them did. Two of them had sliced dicks, but the third one didn?t. Confused, the King asked why. He stuck his tongue out and said, ?I neba pry fuk ur dahta, I wet lik ur dahta?!
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    « Reply #20 on: January 19, 2009, 05:56:07 PM »

    Erm? whatever that story was O.o

    anyway Cows is pretty cool, he showed me something pretty hilarious in L4D and ive played a little with him, in fact i was about to ask you guys, if we should try and talk with [VGN] about a clan allyship?
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    « Reply #21 on: January 19, 2009, 06:06:30 PM »

    Yes I like alliance.
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    « Reply #22 on: January 19, 2009, 08:43:49 PM »

    Alliance iz gud.
    *schemez*
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    « Reply #23 on: January 25, 2009, 12:06:45 AM »

    yes if vengeance and domination team up the world will be in dire trouble ... actually from what Ive seen VGN is like a British version of TD
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    « Reply #24 on: January 25, 2009, 12:23:55 AM »

    I like British people.... so what are we waiting for?
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    « Reply #25 on: January 25, 2009, 08:53:47 AM »

    The Redcoats are coming!  The Redcoats are coming!

    Ewww dude, that's gross.  I am NOT cleaning all that up.
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    « Reply #26 on: January 25, 2009, 10:24:35 AM »

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    yes if vengeance and domination team up the world will be in dire trouble ... actually from what Ive seen VGN is like a British version of TD


    Let me fix that for you.

    yes if vengeance and domination team up the world will be in dire trouble ... actually from what Ive seen VGN is like a British version of TD In my pants.
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    « Reply #27 on: January 25, 2009, 02:58:54 PM »

    Well put, Kenyan.
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