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    « on: January 30, 2009, 10:34:39 PM »

    whassup bitches Greetings, fellow clanmates!

    Is there anybody here who can make me a signature so good that it'd actually be worthy of your clan's favorite medic - DM, M.D.? In return, I promise to give you the best reward ever - I'll give you a free* premature** Uber*** when you least expect it AND I promise not to stick my ubersaw into your ass!

    * offer limited to one customer per uber
    ** worst possible timing guaranteed
    *** offer valid at participating {TD} server locations only. you have to be a legal {TD} clanmember ages 9 or above to qualify. other restrictions apply.

    Here's some ideas that should get you started in this noble yet dangerous quest:

    - the sig can (and should) make fun of my ukrainian accent (TIP: ukrainian accent is close to german, which is where the medic from..HELLO!!)
    - the sig can make fun of me being drunk half of the time (and suffering from the hangover the rest of the time)
    - the sig can make fun of me being dom's bitch friends with dom
    - the sig can make fun of me being a lousy medic
    - the sig can make fun of my stupid clanmates who actually expect a timely uber from a drunk medic...LMAO cmon guys get real!!

    Dixi

    DM the Pet Medic of {TD}

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    Stobbin
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    « Reply #1 on: January 31, 2009, 01:12:33 AM »

    FUCK YES.  YES YES YES YES YESYESYSEYSESEYES
    EYES!  EYES!

    Wait... what were we talking about?
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    « Reply #2 on: January 31, 2009, 01:28:38 AM »

    hmm...me?

    GET ON ZE POINT DUMKOPF!
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    « Reply #3 on: January 31, 2009, 05:09:26 AM »

    A sig with a medic sticking is ubersaw into dom ass?
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    DaRKToFu/CoNFuZD
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    « Reply #4 on: January 31, 2009, 04:50:23 PM »

    Quote from: TD FORUM
    Crit goes where?! It goes in dom's ass.
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    « Reply #5 on: January 31, 2009, 10:27:37 PM »

    I'm sure someone else can do better.



    Also:  I am ashamed that I used Arial as the font.
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    « Reply #6 on: January 31, 2009, 11:06:28 PM »

    omg i love it!! thanks stobbin ure my hero!!

    my offer still stands, im ready to uber ur ass whenever u least expect it haha
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    « Reply #7 on: February 01, 2009, 12:12:59 AM »

    That sig is great. Stobbin's been on fire with the sigs recently.
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    « Reply #8 on: February 01, 2009, 01:05:55 AM »

    I think I'm sensing a pattern however...
    Perhaps talk-bubbles are the way to go?
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    « Reply #9 on: February 01, 2009, 02:10:00 AM »

    you subscribed to my photobucket page...  so you obviously know that I have two styles:

    Talk bubbles
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    Horrible 3D text.
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    « Reply #10 on: February 01, 2009, 03:50:30 AM »

    Yeah I subbed it, never even knew I could till I clicked that button.
    And don't be hatin' on the 3D text, it's a 33.333% improvement from 2D.
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