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How does every racist joke start? With a look over your shoulder...
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Crit Goes Where?!?
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Well hey buddy. You ok?
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2009, 12:49:34 PM » |
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I can't stop laughing stob!
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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2009, 01:16:56 PM » |
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A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona in a Toyota Celica when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives the Celica to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal." "No, no," the penguin replies, "It's just ice cream."  |
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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2009, 05:15:07 PM » |
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This looks exactly that that face Combat Wombat makes... "Hey Jaron..." |
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2009, 05:51:28 PM » |
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This looks exactly that that face Combat Wombat makes... "Hey Jaron..." Hey Alisa.......  Shitty webcam picture! |
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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2009, 05:52:50 PM » |
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AHAHAHAHA its the face I can't stop laughing XD
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Be quiet fool, the boobs are watching... always watching.... Once a giant laser squid from space landed at my house and said it would destroy the world. Squiddeh, I love you so much. I may or may not have inked myself... I'll let you know after my cold shower. |
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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2009, 06:04:40 PM » |
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i was in the same house when this happened and still don't understand it....i just walked back into the room and squid was on the ground laughing so hard
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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2009, 07:11:00 PM » |
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It needs the awesome glasses.
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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2009, 07:39:48 PM » |
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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2009, 10:28:41 PM » |
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It needs the awesome glasses. AH omgz its perfect now! |
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Be quiet fool, the boobs are watching... always watching.... Once a giant laser squid from space landed at my house and said it would destroy the world. Squiddeh, I love you so much. I may or may not have inked myself... I'll let you know after my cold shower. |
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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2009, 10:34:05 PM » |
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 YO DAWG WE HEARD U LIKE FURRIES SO WE MURDERED your family |
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« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2009, 03:39:25 PM » |
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Asian guy walks into a bar....sooooo small!
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« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2009, 03:56:18 PM » |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HENTAL1TY!!!
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« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2009, 04:20:18 PM » |
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Here's a canadian joke:
A baby seal walked into a club.
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« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2009, 05:19:55 PM » |
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A duck walks into an apothocary and says "gimme some chapstick, and put it on my bill"
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« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2009, 05:03:34 PM » |
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Here's a canadian joke:
A baby seal walked into a club. HAHAHA i love it |
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By 2050, 98% of our hurr will be durr.
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« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2009, 12:37:47 AM » |
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I also chanced a look at this and found it mildly amusing. |
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« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2009, 12:44:14 AM » |
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What's brown and sticky?
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It's a stick. You've got a weird mind.
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Be quiet fool, the boobs are watching... always watching.... Once a giant laser squid from space landed at my house and said it would destroy the world. Squiddeh, I love you so much. I may or may not have inked myself... I'll let you know after my cold shower. |
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« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2009, 01:49:47 AM » |
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OMG! BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
lol! That vid was epic!
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« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2009, 02:52:38 AM » |
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« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2009, 12:03:53 PM » |
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What's an archeologist?
Someone whose career is in ruins.
What does a king do when he burps?
He issues a royal pardon.
What's the strongest bird?
A crane.
How did the artist paint a picture?
Easel-y.
How do French poodles greet each other?
Bone-jour.
How do you have a party in outer space?
You plan-et.
What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
"Do you smell carrot?"
Why would you take a hammer to bed?
So you could hit the sack.
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« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2009, 01:01:58 PM » |
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Oh Popsicle jokes ftw
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« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2009, 01:02:21 PM » |
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When Chuck Norris ding-dong-ditches, the people run from their house.
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« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2009, 01:57:02 PM » |
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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?
She wanted to be a nurse.
What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs.
Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?
Everyone kept saying it was back to school time
Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
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« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2009, 03:02:13 PM » |
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*looks over shoulder*
Why do Italians and Jews get along?
Why are rectal thermometers banned in Italy?
They cause too much brain damage.
What's the ultimate Jewish dilemma?
Free bacon.
Why wasn't Christ born in Chicago?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Two blondes were on a hiking trip when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde said "Those are deer tracks". The second blonde disagreed "Those are Bear tracks." They stood there and argued until the train hit them.
How many Norwegians does it take to ice fish?
Six. Two to cut a hole in the ice and four to push the boat through.
How do you recognize an Italian airplane?
It has outdoor toilets.
What was the name of the little boy whose nuts grew everytime he told a lie?
Pistachio.
Who earns the most at the hospital -- the doctor, the priest, or the rabbi?
The rabbi -- he gets all the tips.
Is it better to be black or gay?
Black. You don't have to tell your parents.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
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« Reply #34 on: February 09, 2009, 05:13:42 PM » |
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you would do that undakada i hate my job now
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« Reply #35 on: February 09, 2009, 05:15:37 PM » |
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HE LOVES HIS GAY PORN
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« Reply #36 on: February 09, 2009, 06:18:26 PM » |
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What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me.
What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?
God bless America.
Who writes ghost stories?
A ghost writer.
What do you call a crab that plays baseball?
A pinch hitter.
What did the football say to the football player?
I get a kick out of you.
Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?
He couldn't part with it.
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« Reply #37 on: February 09, 2009, 06:43:51 PM » |
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What'd the drummer get on his SATs?
Drool.
How do you tell if the stage is level?
Drool comes from both sides of the drummer's mouth.
How can you tell if there's a drummer at your door?
The knocking speeds up and he doesn't know when to come in.
How do you get him to go away?
Pay for your pizza.
How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Four. One to do it, three to say how they could have done it better and faster.
How does a guitar player introduce himself?
"Hi, I'm better than you."
How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
"Uhhhh, what's a light bulb?"
Why was the bass player mad at the guitar player?
The guitar player turned one of his tuning pegs and wouldn't tell him which one.
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« Reply #38 on: February 09, 2009, 07:18:33 PM » |
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HE LOVES HIS GAY PORN If you mean lesbian then yes! |
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« Reply #39 on: February 09, 2009, 07:22:55 PM » |
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a drummer and a bass player fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first?
who cares it's just a bassist and a drummer
how do you get 2 oboe players to play in tune?
you shoot one
why do you kill the trombone player before the conductor?
business before pleasure
a day in the life of a computer would go as follows....
Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh God, here we go.
Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.
Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne...
Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: NO! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You're not out of in...
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *Sighs* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen...
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: AHHH! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?!
Printer: HA! that's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he...hey...HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
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« Reply #40 on: February 10, 2009, 04:53:40 PM » |
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I love computer joke
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« Reply #41 on: February 10, 2009, 05:00:37 PM » |
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Your mother's Circumference is
Equal to that of 10 x r2 x 1
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« Reply #42 on: February 10, 2009, 08:17:53 PM » |
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Your mother's Circumference is
Equal to that of 10 x r2 x 1 Well that isn't much of an insult, 10r^2 depends on the radius and which direction you measure it in because humans=/=spheres |
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Be quiet fool, the boobs are watching... always watching.... Once a giant laser squid from space landed at my house and said it would destroy the world. Squiddeh, I love you so much. I may or may not have inked myself... I'll let you know after my cold shower. |
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« Reply #43 on: February 10, 2009, 09:13:45 PM » |
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Not to mention there are no listed units. It could be in millimeters for all we know.
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« Reply #44 on: February 10, 2009, 09:18:47 PM » |
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Not to mention circumference is 2(pi)r.
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« Reply #45 on: February 10, 2009, 10:30:19 PM » |
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WOAH GUYS, calm down with the intellectual talk.
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« Reply #46 on: February 10, 2009, 10:55:48 PM » |
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Yeah, Shadowmonk3y, your formula is kinda messed, theres no pi in it.
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Crit Goes Where?!?
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Well hey buddy. You ok?
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« Reply #47 on: February 10, 2009, 11:20:52 PM » |
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and the x 1 is just comical.
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« Reply #48 on: February 10, 2009, 11:25:36 PM » |
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I take it as: That bitch is FAT.
Ya'll overthink things.
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« Reply #49 on: February 10, 2009, 11:37:21 PM » |
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I believe she ate the pi out of the equation.
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« Reply #52 on: February 11, 2009, 02:06:54 AM » |
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You can't have pi because humans are not perfect circles. Which is why she ate it out of the equation... but that doesn't mean she's fat because she might have a really fast metabolism. Or she might be bulimic. Gross!
I think the appropriate formula would be: weight (kg) / [height (m)^2]=body mass index.
Fuck American measurements... the metric system is where it's at.
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« Reply #53 on: February 11, 2009, 06:37:58 AM » |
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« Reply #54 on: February 11, 2009, 08:06:39 AM » |
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welll i can trump ALL of your fancy little equations...
All Real Numbers = 4
All Non-Real Numbers = 4
1 = 4
2 = 4
3 = 4
etc
1 + 1 = 4
1 + 2 = 4
etc
1 x 1 = 4
1 x 2 = 4
etc
1/1 = 4
1/2 = 4
etc
1^1 = 4
1^2 = 4
etc
your mom fucking equals 4... the end
I did this on my Physics Mid-Term
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Every time I check this thread I get really pissed off because it's so HUGE
Like Tater's DICK
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« Reply #55 on: February 11, 2009, 10:59:55 AM » |
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welll i can trump ALL of your fancy little equations...
All Real Numbers = 4
All Non-Real Numbers = 4
1 = 4
2 = 4
3 = 4
etc
1 + 1 = 4
1 + 2 = 4
etc
1 x 1 = 4
1 x 2 = 4
etc
1/1 = 4
1/2 = 4
etc
1^1 = 4
1^2 = 4
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your mom fucking equals 4... the end
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« Reply #56 on: February 11, 2009, 11:37:58 AM » |
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« Reply #57 on: February 11, 2009, 11:43:59 AM » |
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1 + 1 = 2 a = 1 b = 1 a = b a^2 = ab a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2 (a-b)(a+b) = b(a-b) (a+b) = b 1 + 1 = 1 2 = 1  (There is a way to prove this invalid, but if I told you how it would ruin the "fun".) |
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« Reply #58 on: February 11, 2009, 12:25:22 PM » |
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We are watching you.  Math = not a joke. How's that for math? |
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« Reply #59 on: February 11, 2009, 01:22:49 PM » |
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« Reply #60 on: February 11, 2009, 02:43:04 PM » |
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« Reply #61 on: February 11, 2009, 03:57:54 PM » |
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1 + 1 = 2
a = 1
b = 1
a = b
a^2 = ab
a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2
(a-b)(a+b) = b(a-b)
(a+b) = b
1 + 1 = 1
2 = 1
(There is a way to prove this invalid, but if I told you how it would ruin the "fun".) I will now attempt to prove you wrong: (a+b) = b This cannot be a true expression, because if a=1 and b=1, a+b cannot be b since b is already assigned to 1. Theres more, but factorising quadratic statements (I.E maths module C1) was never my strong point so i'll save myself the potential embarrassment. Mmmkay? |
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« Reply #62 on: February 11, 2009, 04:29:28 PM » |
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« Reply #63 on: February 11, 2009, 04:57:31 PM » |
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(a+b) = ab
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« Reply #64 on: February 11, 2009, 04:57:42 PM » |
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I will now attempt to prove you wrong:
(a+b) = b
This cannot be a true expression, because if a=1 and b=1, a+b cannot be b since b is already assigned to 1. It's a valid expression under the circumstances since there was an error previously. Theres more, but factorising quadratic statements (I.E maths module C1) was never my strong point so i'll save myself the potential embarrassment. Mmmkay? This is where the error is, in the factoring I am actually dividing by zero. Anyways, math isn't a joke, so I leave you with this:  |
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« Reply #65 on: February 11, 2009, 04:58:37 PM » |
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(a+b) = ab Not true, a=1 and b=1, 1+1=2 but 1x1 (ab) is 1. |
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« Reply #66 on: February 11, 2009, 05:14:23 PM » |
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Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?
A: M?bius Dick...
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« Reply #67 on: February 11, 2009, 06:18:28 PM » |
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« Reply #68 on: February 11, 2009, 06:30:45 PM » |
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(a-b)(a+b) = b(a-b)
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« Reply #69 on: February 11, 2009, 06:48:33 PM » |
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This is a little old... BUT AT LEAST ITS NOT MATH.  |
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« Reply #70 on: February 11, 2009, 06:50:20 PM » |
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gah fucking math that defies logic
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« Reply #71 on: February 11, 2009, 06:52:15 PM » |
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« Reply #72 on: February 11, 2009, 07:17:00 PM » |
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haha hooray for drunk math!! |
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« Reply #73 on: February 11, 2009, 07:23:50 PM » |
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haha hooray for drunk math!! I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
If I were an integral, I?d fill you up.
Baby, let me find your nth term.
I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.
By looking at you I can tell you?re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
What?s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you?re the 1.
When you and me get together it?s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1.
Our love is like dividing by zero?. you cannot define it.
I heard you?re sin because you?re always on top when we make tangent. ... so, should I sacrifice myself now or later? |
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« Reply #74 on: February 11, 2009, 07:40:24 PM » |
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r these the Sweet Nothings you whisper into your victims ears Avant-Garde?
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« Reply #75 on: February 11, 2009, 07:54:55 PM » |
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r these the Sweet Nothings you whisper into your victims ears Avant-Garde? No, that would be the tried and true, "Ninja's Do It From Behind?". |
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« Reply #76 on: February 12, 2009, 04:53:54 AM » |
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« Reply #78 on: February 12, 2009, 02:38:46 PM » |
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« Reply #79 on: February 12, 2009, 05:02:45 PM » |
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« Reply #80 on: February 12, 2009, 05:12:39 PM » |
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Psh, like anyone is going to get a jo-jo's bizarre adventure reference. I will. I've read every series/story arc so far including whatever I could find of Steel Ball Run that's been translated. That scene is from the early chapters of Vento Aureo/Golden Wind when Giorno Giovanna had recently killed a member of a crime syndicate and Blono Buccellati is interrogating him on a bus.  |
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« Reply #81 on: February 12, 2009, 08:38:54 PM » |
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Guys the only math you ever need to know is this. Don Vito himself (from the CKY's, Jackass, Viva La Bam) told me this and I have proof: Beer + Ice = Ice Cool Beer |
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« Reply #82 on: February 12, 2009, 08:46:37 PM » |
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Guys the only math you ever need to know is this. Don Vito himself (from the CKY's, Jackass, Viva La Bam) told me this and I have proof: Beer + Ice = Ice Could Beer really ice COULD beer? |
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« Reply #83 on: February 12, 2009, 08:49:15 PM » |
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This don vito we are talking about here..
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« Reply #84 on: February 12, 2009, 08:53:29 PM » |
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yeah that's true lol
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« Reply #85 on: February 12, 2009, 10:29:04 PM » |
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Guys the only math you ever need to know is this. Don Vito himself (from the CKY's, Jackass, Viva La Bam) told me this and I have proof: Beer + Mice = Mice Cool Beer Google Images pulls through again.  |
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« Reply #87 on: February 17, 2009, 10:40:27 PM » |
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Pray. I'll give you that much time. All the evil you're done up to now... Repent it, and sleep.
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« Reply #90 on: February 18, 2009, 09:41:07 PM » |
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Pray. I'll give you that much time. All the evil you're done up to now... Repent it, and sleep.
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« Reply #93 on: March 07, 2009, 12:05:28 AM » |
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« Reply #94 on: March 07, 2009, 09:32:11 AM » |
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« Reply #95 on: March 07, 2009, 05:11:35 PM » |
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« Reply #96 on: March 07, 2009, 05:17:19 PM » |
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Oh my, so true. Shoulda used one of these: http://www.igniq.com/images/game_hand_glove_290605.jpg(I was unable to find a picture of the actual glove Nintendo gave out for playing Mario Party, though) |
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« Reply #97 on: March 07, 2009, 09:25:13 PM » |
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it took me a bit to get the mario party one
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« Reply #98 on: March 08, 2009, 10:25:59 PM » |
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Why Didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it doesnt know how because everyone tells it that it crossed the road a different way.
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