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« on: February 09, 2009, 07:17:02 PM » |
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Yes. I am posting a thread about hobos!
Once a couple friends of mine and I were walking back to school from a Jack in the Box down the street and all of a sudden we hear, "HEY!......HEEEY!!!", from behind us quite a distance. We turn around and it was some hobo on his bike riding around in a circle. We shrugged it off and kept walking. Then he yelled again, "HEEEEY! GIMME BACK MY YARNBAWWL!! I NEED NEW SOCKS!!!" Yeah we didn't turn around again....
That wasn't that crazy, but it's the only one I can think of right now. Other than that the hobos around here yell at traffic.
Have you ever had a crazy experience with a hobo? Please list your horror stories here!
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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2009, 07:35:30 PM » |
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well yes as i have as you well know (i mean i kinda helped inspire this thread with this pic)  but considering that this guy lived in bellevue he probably has more money than squid porn and i do combined |
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2009, 07:44:25 PM » |
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When I was living up in Victoria, I met a hobo downtown one time who started talking to me and a friend about how he accepted an apple from a lady even though he didn't want it (he opened by offering it to us). His reasoning was that by accepting it, he gave himself a better chance of getting food from her in the future than if he had said no. Fair enough. However, he then went on to call himself by the name of Lucky and tell us that he used to live in Ireland. He had apparently served in prison there for "advance with weapons drawn." It is interesting to note that, all the while he is saying this, he is developing a thicker and thicker Irish accent, one he did not have originally. He goes on to claim firefights and other various ridiculous events before my friend and I thank him for the conversation and excuse ourselves.
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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2009, 08:05:44 PM » |
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"Why yes, I do have plenty of spare change, thanks for asking you homeless piece of shit."
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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2009, 08:14:05 PM » |
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2009, 08:17:05 PM » |
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i was in downtown chicago with dom and his ladyfriend last winter and we had gone ice skating at millenium park and to dinner at bennigans and on our way to the train station we were stopped by a homeless guy. me and dom were wearing our hawks jersies cuz thats what we do when we skate and the guy was like the hawks are gonna be good next year. he then asked for some money and i was like i dont have any spare change. so he continued to ramble about the hawks for about 12 min before we caved in and gave him some $. moral of the story is, dont eat at bennigans.
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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2009, 08:22:30 PM » |
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Ive never had a strange encounter with a hobo but they are always outside of tigers games begging for tickets or just cheering and shaking change jars i kinda feel bad for them
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2009, 11:34:20 AM » |
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I've noticed a mix of generic beggars in old clothes and professional panhandlers wearing suits in my area.
It's great when someone better dressed than you is saying his car/cellphone/something has broken down/is lost/whatever and how he seriously needs your help.
"Cool story bro."
What I find really annoying are the religious people that try to force pamphlets on you and shout at the top of their lungs about how you need to be saved soon.
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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2009, 12:48:15 PM » |
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No hobos around here just guys that drive mercedes and sit on the street corners with signs and make 50k a year off of us
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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2009, 01:04:10 PM » |
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No hobos around here just guys that drive mercedes and sit on the street corners with signs and make 50k a year off of us Feels good man. |
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« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2009, 02:51:23 PM » |
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I went to a cupcake shop in Ballard a few weeks ago with a couple of my friends, and we left with one extra cupcake that nobody wanted. We walked around for a while trying to find a suitable person to give it to (i.e. someone who would be chill enough to actually take it and eat it without thinking that we were crazy or that we drugged it or something) and failed. When we got to the ramp to get on the freeway, we ended up going about .3 mph for 20 minutes and then stopped right in front of a hobo (how convenient)! So we gave him the cupcake. And he was very excited and nommed it.
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« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2009, 03:04:32 PM » |
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Where I work, I see them everyday and they are mostly drunk, smelly, and sometimes rolling a joint. But they are usually very nice and have funny stories.
Oh and me and liquid had the WORST waiter in the history of waiters. It was like Stanley from the office X10
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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2009, 04:42:47 PM » |
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I went to a cupcake shop in Ballard a few weeks ago with a couple of my friends, and we left with one extra cupcake that nobody wanted. We walked around for a while trying to find a suitable person to give it to (i.e. someone who would be chill enough to actually take it and eat it without thinking that we were crazy or that we drugged it or something) and failed. When we got to the ramp to get on the freeway, we ended up going about .3 mph for 20 minutes and then stopped right in front of a hobo (how convenient)! So we gave him the cupcake. And he was very excited and nommed it. I did that once with my Thanksgiving left overs. I was driving home and before I got on the freeway I saw a hobo at the intersection. I rolled down my window and waved him over and gave him my tin foil rapped food. He was pretty happy. I felt good after that  |
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« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2009, 04:51:45 PM » |
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I never gave a hobo food, but I did buy a homeless guy a beer one time.
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« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2009, 08:22:05 PM » |
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I did that once with my Thanksgiving left overs. I was driving home and before I got on the freeway I saw a hobo at the intersection. I rolled down my window and waved him over and gave him my tin foil rapped food. He was pretty happy. I felt good after that Haha yay! I know it makes you feel all happy and generous and productive. And its better than giving them money because you know they aren't buying drugs with what you gave them. I never gave a hobo food, but I did buy a homeless guy a beer one time. Feeding his alcoholism may not have been quite so productive. But still funny. |
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« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2009, 08:29:25 PM » |
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The only thing I give hobos is a look of disgust.
It motivates them to be less disgusting and they can't use it to buy drugs.
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« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2009, 10:25:03 PM » |
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I did that once with my Thanksgiving left overs. I was driving home and before I got on the freeway I saw a hobo at the intersection. I rolled down my window and waved him over and gave him my tin foil rapped food. He was pretty happy. I felt good after that Haha yay! I know it makes you feel all happy and generous and productive. And its better than giving them money because you know they aren't buying drugs with what you gave them. I never gave a hobo food, but I did buy a homeless guy a beer one time. Feeding his alcoholism may not have been quite so productive. But still funny. You feeding his eating habit keeps him alive and able to breed. My feeding his alcoholism may kill him and/or make him impotent, thereby reducing the number of homeless on our streets. I'm doing the world a favor. |
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« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2009, 12:01:45 AM » |
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Wow this thread has become controversial :O
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« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2009, 12:07:51 AM » |
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« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2009, 02:15:33 AM » |
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You feeding his eating habit keeps him alive and able to breed. My feeding his alcoholism may kill him and/or make him impotent, thereby reducing the number of homeless on our streets. I'm doing the world a favor. True... I think it depends on whether or not they're capable of improving their situation or not... which most of them are, which means that the vast majority of them have no right to be homeless and begging for our shit! http://www.southparkzone.com/episode.php?vid=1107(I still feel nice for giving that guy a cupcake though.) Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7596F5U1KD8 |
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« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2009, 06:25:33 AM » |
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Homeless people make me glad Canada has cold winters. |
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« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2009, 04:18:31 PM » |
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Ha man nothingclever ur a total dick lol
My mom likes buying homeless people stuff even tho most of them aren't homeless here ;(
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« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2009, 04:20:33 PM » |
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My mom likes buying homeless people to keep around the house
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« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2009, 04:21:42 PM » |
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lol.
They can get a shelter in montreal
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« Reply #25 on: February 12, 2009, 09:28:00 PM » |
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« Reply #27 on: February 13, 2009, 02:35:31 PM » |
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« Reply #28 on: February 13, 2009, 05:13:46 PM » |
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just guys that drive mercedes Don't EVER compare guys driving Mercedes with hobos EVER again fuck-nigger. |
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« Reply #29 on: February 13, 2009, 09:29:07 PM » |
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« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2009, 10:17:05 PM » |
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my hobo experiance was this guy who hangs out at a gas station. one day i finally said ok ill give you money next time im here and the next time i came there i learned he got hit by a car the day after i told him id give him money... kinda sad
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« Reply #32 on: February 13, 2009, 11:58:30 PM » |
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I treated a homeless guy to Subway in Vancouver.
Bums actually make upwards of 40 dollars an hour in Victoria!
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« Reply #33 on: February 14, 2009, 06:14:06 PM » |
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In honor of this thread I have changed my avy to a dancing crack hobo.
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« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2009, 07:20:36 PM » |
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« Reply #35 on: February 15, 2009, 04:43:54 PM » |
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In honor of this thread I have changed my avy to a dancing crack hobo. Tyrone? Also, one day, my dad saw hobo. My dadm reacting with his pure instinct, decide to give him a coat (Its was winter at that time) and to go buy some food for him. So He gave the coat, and said: Wait a bit, I am gonna buy some food and drink for you. He parked his car, and did go buy some food and drink. By that time, a policemen came and gave my dad a ticket because he was parked in front of a water-borne. O yea, I forgot, it was christmas. My dad said: O cmon, I was just helping this guy! The policemen didnt change mind, and my dad said: Well, you are not really a nice person. You porsecute someone who was helping another person. I was not doing drug deals, I was buying him food instead of letting him starve. And well, the policemen said that after: I hope you die from lung cancer. And well, my dad told the media, he passed on TV, and the policemen lost his job. And the hobo? Well he is not a hobo anymore, he managed to get a job! |
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« Reply #36 on: February 15, 2009, 04:53:50 PM » |
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In honor of this thread I have changed my avy to a dancing crack hobo. Tyrone? Also, one day, my dad saw hobo. My dadm reacting with his pure instinct, decide to give him a coat (Its was winter at that time) and to go buy some food for him. So He gave the coat, and said: Wait a bit, I am gonna buy some food and drink for you. He parked his car, and did go buy some food and drink. By that time, a policemen came and gave my dad a ticket because he was parked in front of a water-borne. O yea, I forgot, it was christmas. My dad said: O cmon, I was just helping this guy! The policemen didnt change mind, and my dad said: Well, you are not really a nice person. You porsecute someone who was helping another person. I was not doing drug deals, I was buying him food instead of letting him starve. And well, the policemen said that after: I hope you die from lung cancer. And well, my dad told the media, he passed on TV, and the policemen lost his job. And the hobo? Well he is not a hobo anymore, he managed to get a job! How long did this dream last exactly? |
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« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2009, 05:21:07 PM » |
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long enough for him to not realize he was on lsd
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« Reply #38 on: February 24, 2009, 07:00:23 PM » |
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One time at McDonalds me and my friends were standing in line and a hobo was behind us with a waffle iron. When we turned around he asked us if we would stick our hands in his waffle iron. After denying him that joy he continued to harass other people inside to stick their hands in his waffle iron lol.
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« Reply #39 on: February 24, 2009, 07:10:40 PM » |
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« Reply #40 on: March 14, 2009, 09:32:52 PM » |
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I remember a hobo who was near my school, and when I have spare change I would give him it. I know. Lame story xD
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