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I got a 75% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse so you better stick with me yo http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie |
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Kelreth
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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2009, 01:47:19 PM » |
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35% chance, living in an apt in a city is not good for zombie survival
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Combat Wombat
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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2009, 01:47:48 PM » |
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64%. I'm sticking with Stafford for now.
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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2009, 02:14:14 PM » |
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Piss! You are all full of shit! http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/bb_badges/zombie.jpg) no-repeat; font-family: Times New Roman, sans-serif; font-size: 60px; text-align: center;"> 51% |
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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2009, 02:28:28 PM » |
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i have a 53% chance of survival. might as well call me zoey
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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2009, 03:21:52 PM » |
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77% yo. i have no heart so forget finding the family across the city.
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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2009, 03:34:12 PM » |
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StaFForD
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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2009, 03:50:47 PM » |
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77% yo. i have no heart so forget finding the family across the city. haha im with you man they would zombies already anyway |
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Stobbin
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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2009, 04:46:28 PM » |
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2009, 05:53:32 PM » |
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to the family member thing if i were a zombie id have some one put a bullet in me quick as they can id do the same for every one
all for me no one elseee lol need to survive
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StaFForD
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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2009, 06:19:48 PM » |
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lol, my girlfriend took it and got a 36% and i told her wow i probably wouldnt even be able to get to her before she got turned and she was like would you shoot me if I was a zombie
i said yes...... she took it personal... how gay is that
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« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2009, 06:34:42 PM » |
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Ouch... who doesn't shoot zombies? That sucks.
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« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2009, 07:00:00 PM » |
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82%!!! Bitches!
(How do I take a screenshot?)
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StaFForD
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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2009, 07:05:31 PM » |
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« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2009, 07:17:35 PM » |
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Too late, I closed the window! *sad*
Anyway. Hey guys, wanna go buy some flamethrover and a .50 call? And a shotgun? And a uzi? And a MINIGUN? And a chopper? A tank? A spaceshit?
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« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2009, 07:20:13 PM » |
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Pretty much if your a dick you survive and if you answer nicely about going back for people your fucked.
So remember if zombies become reality, just be an asshole and you will survive.
Also I'm sad that there was no would you have sex with your zombie girl friend.
You must always have breakup sex....
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« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2009, 07:51:50 PM » |
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Pretty much if your a dick you survive and if you answer nicely about going back for people your fucked.
So remember if zombies become reality, just be an asshole and you will survive.
Also I'm sad that there was no would you have sex with your zombie girl friend.
You must always have breakup sex.... so would that be necrophilia? cause she would be undead, but in order to survive the breakup sex you'd have to shoot her head off.... |
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« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2009, 08:09:23 PM » |
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Put a muzzle on it and enjoy
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« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2009, 08:14:32 PM » |
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http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/bb_badges/zombie.jpg) no-repeat; font-family: Times New Roman, sans-serif; font-size: 60px; text-align: center;"> 88%im a natural born douche 88% for survival.. if you cant read this shit
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  Someone just needs to tell him that we have are naked ponies in dirktartar's basement.
Every time I check this thread I get really pissed off because it's so HUGE
Like Tater's DICK
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« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2009, 08:15:50 PM » |
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well there is a limit on how far you should go to "rescue" someone
first, you weight what you think their chance of survival would be (area/type of person they are) against how far you have to go to get that person (ie: 100 miles or whatever)
like if the person was 10 min down the road doing the speed limit, you could probably get there in 5 and save them
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« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2009, 08:36:17 PM » |
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honestly.. it depends on how bad the apocalypse is... if it is anything like L4D at that moment.. then there is no fucking way.. im haulin ass to either: Find more guns or find more people with guns...
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Someone just needs to tell him that we have are naked ponies in dirktartar's basement.
Every time I check this thread I get really pissed off because it's so HUGE
Like Tater's DICK
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« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2009, 08:53:37 PM » |
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My gf is about 10 mins away at most but like dictator said then i would just take my chances with Zoey.
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« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2009, 09:43:05 PM » |
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« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2009, 10:06:10 PM » |
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if the shit ever did hit the fan, find weapons, find food, find katana, find hidy hole, barracade, bring in other poor fuck survivors providing they are actually useful
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« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2009, 10:06:43 PM » |
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doms house is about 30 seconds away from mine. chances are id be there when the apocalypse broke out anyway.
one of the test questions should be "do you play left for dead?" we definitely have the advantage when escaping to a boathouse/cargo jet/APC/mercy hospital
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« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2009, 10:38:52 PM » |
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Your stupid ass is gonna screaming "WHERE IS THE SAFE ROOM?!!" whilst zombies are nomming your brains.
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« Reply #26 on: February 16, 2009, 10:45:19 PM » |
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84% chance bishes! ... Of course I bullshitted my way through the quiz. My original one was 48%. Thank god I live in a small neighborhood, my dads a cheif, so i'd have a lot of canned food along with knives for when they were used for cooking, and chainsaws in the garage. Actually come to think of it, I could just hide under this small space under my computer desk, fuck everyone else  . But if it was L4D style, i'd be fucked in a matter of minutes. |
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Why, hello thar. You may know me as Bob, the Civilian Spy!
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Well hey buddy. You ok?
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« Reply #27 on: February 16, 2009, 10:47:34 PM » |
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one of the test questions should be "do you play left for dead?" we definitely have the advantage when escaping to a boathouse/cargo jet/APC/mercy hospital Maybe you but most of the time i just get shot by my own dick teammates and die right at the haven's gate. |
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« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2009, 11:03:46 PM » |
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one of the test questions should be "do you play left for dead?" we definitely have the advantage when escaping to a boathouse/cargo jet/APC/mercy hospital Maybe you but most of the time i just get shot by my own dick teammates and die right at the haven's gate. hmmm i wonder who would do that........ |
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« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2009, 10:05:57 AM » |
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« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2009, 02:08:31 PM » |
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Zombie apocalyspe are 2 kind
1st: Its a virus, that transform people into mindless objet that want to each something. Or Make them want to go for NORMAl human to try to get help, spreading the virus.
2: Its something else, and everyone is fucked up.
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« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2009, 02:18:46 PM » |
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I've got 52%. I don't know how to make cool explosives, don't have any guns or gun training and no long term food supplies but I can heartlessly let other people die and save myself. Fuck yeah!
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« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2009, 03:00:41 PM » |
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I think I'll stick with MiYuggi or Stafford HAHAHAHAHA 48 BITCH EAT IT |
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« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2009, 03:16:04 PM » |
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lol i went through and got 100, and then i went through and it wouldnt give me a score at the end cause i answered them all bad which means 0%
good times
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« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2009, 03:42:07 PM » |
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Well well well what do we have here i have the best chance of survival so far
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next time use the edit button instead of double posting, we dont need another Booba
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« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2009, 04:38:26 PM » |
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I think I'll stick with MiYuggi or Stafford HAHAHAHAHA 48 BITCH EAT IT :O |
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Stobbin
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« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2009, 04:59:58 PM » |
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She opened her mouth!
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« Reply #38 on: February 17, 2009, 05:39:14 PM » |
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« Reply #39 on: February 17, 2009, 06:26:25 PM » |
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She opened her mouth!
Quick! Jam it in! yeah but knowing how she is on the server she might bite it off and shove a grenade up into the remnants of it...just a warning |
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« Reply #40 on: February 17, 2009, 08:18:06 PM » |
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She opened her mouth!
Quick! Jam it in! yeah but knowing how she is on the server she might bite it off and shove a grenade up into the remnants of it...just a warning Hahaha and here I was thinking I wasn't making good impression on this server  |
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« Reply #41 on: February 17, 2009, 09:08:13 PM » |
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She opened her mouth!
Quick! Jam it in! yeah but knowing how she is on the server she might bite it off and shove a grenade up into the remnants of it...just a warning Hahaha and here I was thinking I wasn't making good impression on this server you are making a good impression..we all have pretty good impressions that you would kick all of our asses if we pissed you off |
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« Reply #42 on: February 18, 2009, 01:00:59 AM » |
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Exactly.
Can I still get fellatio from you?
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« Reply #43 on: February 18, 2009, 02:13:46 AM » |
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Exactly. Can I still get  from you? |
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« Reply #44 on: February 18, 2009, 05:40:37 PM » |
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56%...
Guess I need to look up on my zombie survival guide some more...
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« Reply #45 on: February 18, 2009, 05:47:09 PM » |
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ZOmbies are there: You got your phone and can only remember some number of usefull people:
Who do you call for help?
1:Someone who is currently close to you.
2: Someone who is locked up in is basement
3: Someone who is inside a safe.
4:Someone who is inside a Walmart near the gun selling point
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« Reply #46 on: February 18, 2009, 05:57:47 PM » |
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« Reply #47 on: February 18, 2009, 06:43:44 PM » |
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im gonna run outta ammo, cause im not the kind of person that just leaves a zombie alive behind me
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« Reply #48 on: February 18, 2009, 07:33:47 PM » |
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She opened her mouth!
Quick! Jam it in! yeah but knowing how she is on the server she might bite it off and shove a grenade up into the remnants of it...just a warning Hahaha and here I was thinking I wasn't making good impression on this server you are making a good impression..we all have pretty good impressions that you would kick all of our asses if we pissed you off ftw |
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« Reply #49 on: February 18, 2009, 07:37:43 PM » |
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ZOmbies are there: You got your phone and can only remember some number of usefull people:
Who do you call for help?
1:Someone who is currently close to you.
2: Someone who is locked up in is basement
3: Someone who is inside a safe.
4:Someone who is inside a Walmart near the gun selling point Someone close. For starters, the Walmart is packed with shittons of people anyway, so you aren't going to be safe venturing there. People get trampled when there isn't a zombie apocalypse. Someone close, however, can be more easily reached. Also, if you can outrun them, you don't need to be faster than the zombies. |
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« Reply #50 on: April 23, 2009, 03:29:53 PM » |
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85%. Thank you rural Wisconsin!  You wouldn't want to be near me in a zombie apocalypse. Two kinds of people to me in a zombie apocalypse. 1: Valued Members- For their useful skills, traits, and abilities. 2: Cannon Fodder- Bait and meat shields. Thats just the way I roll when it comes to other survivors. Don't get me wrong though. All in td you are kind # 1. Except for stobbin. |
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« Reply #51 on: April 23, 2009, 04:44:50 PM » |
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« Reply #52 on: April 23, 2009, 05:40:44 PM » |
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« Reply #53 on: May 04, 2009, 04:20:13 PM » |
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That's because I will be using you for a Meat Shield. Its the TD Chain of Command I won't lie. Stobbin is the meat shield for Dom. I am the meat shield for Stobbin. But who is my meat shield? Hmmmm.... Maybe my meat shi.. I mean teammate Geno can watch my back. Yea... Or when in doubt Koi. Since I think she is the least likely backstabber of you untrustworthy lot. no offense.. |
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« Reply #54 on: May 04, 2009, 04:26:03 PM » |
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That's because I will be using you for a Meat Shield. Its the TD Chain of Command I won't lie. Stobbin is the meat shield for Dom. I am the meat shield for Stobbin. But who is my meat shield? Hmmmm.... Maybe my meat shi.. I mean teammate Geno can watch my back. Yea... Or when in doubt Koi. Since I think she is the least likely backstabber of you untrustworthy lot. no offense.. Holy crap. Just thought about this. Stobbin - Louis Dom - Francis Koi - Zoey Default - Bill I think we have a full team. Sorry everybody else. |
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