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« Reply #108 on: February 23, 2009, 07:25:13 PM » |
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« Reply #109 on: February 23, 2009, 07:26:42 PM » |
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Too late, I already voted for the energy drink.
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« Reply #110 on: February 23, 2009, 07:28:50 PM » |
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eh at least the gun is slow to fire and reload
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« Reply #111 on: February 23, 2009, 07:29:30 PM » |
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ASS! Sheesh these voters wouldn't know a good bat if it hit them in the head (no pun intended) Ah well, right now it looks like it will be the 2nd unlockable.
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« Reply #112 on: February 23, 2009, 07:49:22 PM » |
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« Reply #113 on: February 23, 2009, 08:09:33 PM » |
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« Reply #114 on: February 23, 2009, 08:35:58 PM » |
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« Reply #115 on: February 23, 2009, 09:44:37 PM » |
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« Reply #117 on: February 23, 2009, 09:52:42 PM » |
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« Reply #118 on: February 23, 2009, 09:59:05 PM » |
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Force A Nature eh?
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« Reply #119 on: February 23, 2009, 10:40:44 PM » |
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Force A Nature eh?
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« Reply #120 on: February 23, 2009, 11:09:02 PM » |
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That shirt is so mine!
Also they're releasing the new game mode tomorrow.
I love how the Force-a-nature is geared towards hicks, and the scout is from the very un-hick-like boston.
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« Reply #121 on: February 24, 2009, 12:05:48 AM » |
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That shirt is so mine!
Also they're releasing the new game mode tomorrow.
I love how the Force-a-nature is geared towards hicks, and the scout is from the very un-hick-like boston. I think a sawed-off double barreled shotgun is fairly american/boston/brooklyn/SCOOT. |
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« Reply #122 on: February 24, 2009, 04:17:41 AM » |
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That shirt is so mine!
Also they're releasing the new game mode tomorrow.
I love how the Force-a-nature is geared towards hicks, and the scout is from the very un-hick-like boston. I think a sawed-off double barreled shotgun is fairly american/boston/brooklyn/SCOOT. I think he means how they released it. |
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« Reply #123 on: February 24, 2009, 05:22:32 AM » |
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because at least half of the tf2 community is a bunch of hicks who play from theyre T3 interneted outhouses somewhere in the marshland/swamp areas of southern U.S. states
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« Reply #124 on: February 24, 2009, 01:15:50 PM » |
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because at least half of the tf2 community is a bunch of hicks who play from theyre T3 interneted outhouses somewhere in the marshland/swamp areas of southern U.S. states
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because at least half of the tf2 community is a bunch of hicks who play from theyre T3 interneted outhouses somewhere in the marshland/swamp areas of southern U.S. states
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« Reply #126 on: February 24, 2009, 02:27:16 PM » |
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wiat when is the update coming out? I thought it was today
why is my steam not updatingggggggggggggggggggg
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« Reply #127 on: February 24, 2009, 02:50:46 PM » |
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I thought it was today too but i've yet to see steam do anything, which is normal....
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« Reply #128 on: February 24, 2009, 03:07:22 PM » |
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probably later in the day
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« Reply #129 on: February 24, 2009, 04:37:13 PM » |
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DAMN VALVE GTFY!!
Wait a minute... Masturbating is fun! DGTFU!
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« Reply #130 on: February 24, 2009, 04:54:47 PM » |
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Hi it's the scout with Bonk Energy Drink.
You'll say bonk everytime you gulp down this drink.
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This is for the Heavy. The Sentry Gun. The Soldier.
The Bonk contains 20 times its weight in radioactivity.
It just does the work. Why would you want to work twice as hard?
Doesn't hit (shows Scout dodging Natascha). Why do you wanna do the work?
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Made by the engineer. You know the engineer always makes good stuff.
You can gulp them down, run through sentries, cap points with the other one, use one to get to the cart.
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Here's some fire (Pyro burns spy). Not only is there gonna be damage to the spy, but there's your flames, that's gonna burn.
Now we're gonna do this in real time. Drink it down, run around and bat, 50% of his health is gone, right there. Ya followin' me camera guy? The other 50%, use the Force-o-nature.
Virtually dead in a second.
Bonk Energy Drink, you'll be saying BONK!! every time.
Insert user testimonials from Heavy, Spy, etc. etc.
*Scout takes out pistol* This lasts 5 seconds, *then takes out drink* this lasts forever. I dunno, it sells itself.
Bonk Energy Drink sells for $19.99. You get one for the Heavy, one for the Soldier, and two for the Sentry Gun.
But if you call now within the next 20 minutes, 'cause we can't do this all day, you get the second set absolutely free. So that's 8 Bonk Energy Drinks for $19.99.
Comes with a 10 life warranty. Here's how to order.
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« Reply #131 on: February 24, 2009, 05:10:05 PM » |
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[/b]Drink it down, run around and bat, 50% of his health is gone, right there. Ya followin' me camera guy? The other 50%, use the Force-o-nature.
Virtually dead in a second.[/b]
OBJECTION! Second scout loadout item has been announced, and it's an energy drink. Apparently it works by giving the scout a speed boost of 50% allowing him to grab the intelligence, avoid sentry guns or escape enemies. Also he cannot double jump or fire weapons while being boosted. Of course that was found on FPSbanana, so I dunno if it's true or not. Fagwaffles  |
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« Reply #132 on: February 24, 2009, 05:16:39 PM » |
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argh want this damn update to come out so that i know when to avoid playing on most servers. Then after every one has calmed down ill get the shit myself, that or i'll just farm the fuck out of the achis then get around to killing people
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« Reply #133 on: February 24, 2009, 05:41:16 PM » |
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make a locked bot server and work the achievements on ur own =)
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« Reply #134 on: February 24, 2009, 05:43:32 PM » |
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Hi it's the scout with Bonk Energy Drink.
You'll say bonk everytime you gulp down this drink.
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This is for the Heavy. The Sentry Gun. The Soldier.
The Bonk contains 20 times its weight in radioactivity.
It just does the work. Why would you want to work twice as hard?
Doesn't hit (shows Scout dodging Natascha). Why do you wanna do the work?
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Made by the engineer. You know the engineer always makes good stuff.
You can gulp them down, run through sentries, cap points with the other one, use one to get to the cart.
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Here's some fire (Pyro burns spy). Not only is there gonna be damage to the spy, but there's your flames, that's gonna burn.
Now we're gonna do this in real time. Drink it down, run around and bat, 50% of his health is gone, right there. Ya followin' me camera guy? The other 50%, use the Force-o-nature.
Virtually dead in a second.
Bonk Energy Drink, you'll be saying BONK!! every time.
Insert user testimonials from Heavy, Spy, etc. etc.
*Scout takes out pistol* This lasts 5 seconds, *then takes out drink* this lasts forever. I dunno, it sells itself.
Bonk Energy Drink sells for $19.99. You get one for the Heavy, one for the Soldier, and two for the Sentry Gun.
But if you call now within the next 20 minutes, 'cause we can't do this all day, you get the second set absolutely free. So that's 8 Bonk Energy Drinks for $19.99.
Comes with a 10 life warranty. Here's how to order. Thanks. Thanks ALOT. You made my day. I am laffing so hard right now.... Ww should do a TF2 video with that script. Thats brilliant. lol. Bonk Energy Drink, you'll be saying BONK!! every time.!!! |
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« Reply #135 on: February 24, 2009, 05:45:43 PM » |
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« Reply #136 on: February 24, 2009, 08:25:12 PM » |
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« Reply #137 on: February 24, 2009, 08:35:31 PM » |
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« Reply #138 on: February 24, 2009, 08:52:20 PM » |
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« Reply #139 on: February 24, 2009, 08:53:13 PM » |
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yeah silly
Looks like valve couldn't quite get the whole update out in time, IE the new mode and map. Probably a meet the class video as well. Expect a smaller update soon.
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« Reply #140 on: February 25, 2009, 11:19:17 AM » |
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All three new toys unlocked: CHECK
Causing chaos in server while other people try to get them all: In Progress
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« Reply #142 on: February 25, 2009, 05:18:22 PM » |
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« Reply #144 on: February 28, 2009, 12:02:50 PM » |
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Yeah, the updates aren't too bad... I don't really see how the energy drink is worth anything considering u can use it to get past the front line of the enemies to get to the cp, but once you're there you can't capture it until you are fully vulnerable and even easier to kill.
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« Reply #145 on: February 28, 2009, 12:25:18 PM » |
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Virtually dead in a second.[/b]
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« Reply #147 on: February 28, 2009, 08:57:44 PM » |
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So heres my thoughts on the update, cause I know you all care.
I'm glad valve didn't really add anything related to crits this time around cause those kinds of weapons are usually the best.
All of the weapons are great alts. When I use them, I really miss whatever I have to give up, like six shells or a double jump.
There are a few things that I hope they change.
Allow the scoot to drink while moving, he should never be still.
With the Sandman, have right click to launch the ball and left click to strike.
The taunt kill is awesome but shouldn't be silent, some kind of vocalization would be nice instead of the clapping if you get the rare hit.
The pistol reload animation should have been fixed but wasn't. Valve please do that.
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