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    « on: May 15, 2009, 01:58:31 PM »

    http://www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate/



    I was thinking about this happening before. "I'd laugh if a spy came in and stole an update from another class."


    I FUCKING CALLED IT!

    Anyways, my guess is that both Spy and Sniper will be comming out at the same time. They showed us a picture of the Bow pinning another sniper, so I guess it's ready. So don't count the Sniper out yet. They're both assassins after all. Never know what they might pull. Hell the next day the sniper may come in with the new melee weapon and show that part of the update, then the spy comes back, and so on. It would makes sense.
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    « Reply #1 on: May 15, 2009, 02:02:38 PM »

    "she'll"
    o.O
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    « Reply #2 on: May 15, 2009, 04:13:02 PM »

    im guessing its a update for both classes
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    « Reply #3 on: May 15, 2009, 05:28:54 PM »

    I jimped, Ive always wanted a fake dead spy like in TFC
    Edit: LOL Crab walk kit in the clearance section, It will change your skeleton, Very painful but worth it.  
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    « Reply #4 on: May 15, 2009, 07:45:57 PM »

    i think i love valve atm
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    « Reply #5 on: May 15, 2009, 08:20:57 PM »

    Very good News.
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    « Reply #6 on: May 15, 2009, 08:46:04 PM »

    <3 spy.
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    « Reply #7 on: May 15, 2009, 10:04:17 PM »

    ANTI-JIMP


    ugh now dom is going to eat all of us
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    « Reply #8 on: May 15, 2009, 10:09:36 PM »

    spys will still fear my wrench of doom

    especially Dom, he loves it when i wrench him
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    « Reply #9 on: May 15, 2009, 10:19:48 PM »

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    spys will still fear my wrench of doom

    especially Dom, he loves it when i wrench him



    But can you handle 3 spies stabbing at you while 2 start sapping your crap? Not even the all mighty Stafford can ignore the pain of 3 quick stabs.

    When this update is out, I guarantee you there will be at the least 5 spies walking around on each team. And 5 more Snipers to add to the 3 that you see in each game. The spy army will make pyros their bitch if they decide to be smart and use the revolver once in a while. Dah who am I kidding? The spy gets lit up like a candle.
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    « Reply #10 on: May 16, 2009, 03:05:37 PM »

    JIMP JIMP JIMP
    This update coming out just gave me a MASSIVE hard on!! (im serious about this, actually)
    my two favorite classes in one update
    -cries-
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    « Reply #11 on: May 16, 2009, 03:14:18 PM »

    IMG]http://www.mantaengie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/scusemewtfrudoin.jpg[/IMG
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    « Reply #12 on: May 16, 2009, 03:33:21 PM »

    is there a date set for this update release?

    @mamaluigi.... valve = clusterfuck dumbshits sometimes Cheesy
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    « Reply #13 on: May 16, 2009, 07:40:22 PM »

    Quote from: Dictator
    is there a date set for this update release?

    @mamaluigi.... valve = clusterfuck dumbshits sometimes Cheesy


    Yeah, if it was a simple typo, but that was to long of a mistake to not notice...
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    « Reply #14 on: May 16, 2009, 08:09:25 PM »

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    is there a date set for this update release?


    This coming friday, look at the date next to spy update under major updates.  (said date three times in that sentence)
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    « Reply #15 on: May 16, 2009, 08:51:53 PM »

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    is there a date set for this update release?


    This coming friday, look at the date next to spy update under major updates.  (said date three times in that sentence)


    Wow, This was probably the shortest time I had to wait for a update...

    (But valve is never really good with time.)
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    « Reply #16 on: May 16, 2009, 10:53:25 PM »

    isnt the 21st on thursday?
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    « Reply #17 on: May 16, 2009, 11:25:52 PM »

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    « Reply #18 on: May 16, 2009, 11:46:54 PM »

    yeah or really late thursday
    like for scoot update
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    « Reply #19 on: May 16, 2009, 11:57:03 PM »

    well im graduating tomororw which means i have an entire week to fuck around and learn how to kill spies even with their new toys

    booze is good

    long live the booze
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    « Reply #20 on: May 17, 2009, 12:48:32 AM »

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    My bad
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    « Reply #21 on: May 17, 2009, 09:23:55 AM »

    soooo aparently 4chan is now speculation nation and thinks that the pyro is the scouts mom who is having sex with the spy
    why?
    scouts mom has a flowered purse
    and im pretty sure you all remember back in the locks that in the pyros locker theyres a flowered purse

    that would be wierd...
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    « Reply #22 on: May 17, 2009, 09:29:42 AM »

    Yeah, The Internets in flames saying that the scouts mom is the pyro, valve better set things straight....
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    « Reply #23 on: May 17, 2009, 11:01:04 AM »

    it doesnt fucking matter...... this is a FPS not a MMORPG
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    I think this describes most people when the updates are being announced.
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    « Reply #25 on: May 18, 2009, 04:00:45 PM »

    Meet the Spy 'officialy' released, plus the Spy achievements, as well as a special acievement that Valve gave themselves.
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    « Reply #26 on: May 18, 2009, 04:25:00 PM »

    I think they are pushing F10

    Also I love that valve has a sense of humor and shows the mistakes they made.  It's nice to see people that can laugh at themselves just like us.
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    « Reply #27 on: May 18, 2009, 08:39:24 PM »

    so theres a update on http://tf2.com/ about how robin walker is trying to get to the bottom of who leaked the vid
    worth the read, its good
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    « Reply #28 on: May 19, 2009, 02:56:24 PM »

    sweet fuck they gave the spy a gun that is accurate "as a sniper rifle at long range"

    what the fucking shit
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    « Reply #29 on: May 19, 2009, 04:06:50 PM »

    i said the same shit its like there  giving the spy MURDER THE SNIPER weapons
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    « Reply #30 on: May 19, 2009, 04:53:34 PM »

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    i said the same shit its like there  giving the spy MURDER THE SNIPER weapons


    You mean like the butterfly knife? *gasp*
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    « Reply #31 on: May 19, 2009, 05:09:27 PM »

    is it just me, but does this gun seem to have no defects? asside from it being a slow firer? i assume youll walk a bit slower with it because its heavy
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    « Reply #32 on: May 19, 2009, 06:04:21 PM »

    ED, Diahrea... you name it.. it gives it!
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    « Reply #33 on: May 19, 2009, 06:06:09 PM »

    yeah im pretty sure its slow fire rate and heavy

    and for a spy, his speed is a lot for him
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    « Reply #34 on: May 19, 2009, 09:03:25 PM »

    it's probably designed to take out snipers with the Razorback...
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    « Reply #35 on: May 19, 2009, 09:09:55 PM »

    it doesnt say anything about making you walk slower
    just that its 8 pounds
    which isnt ALOT
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    « Reply #36 on: May 19, 2009, 09:18:13 PM »

    i dont think its specifically an anti-sniper weapon, i think its anti-everything
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    « Reply #37 on: May 20, 2009, 03:06:23 AM »

    8 lbs for a pistol is alot
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    « Reply #38 on: May 20, 2009, 12:06:32 PM »

    i dont think you will walk slower it probably just has a really slow fire rate and reload time like it says those are probably the only drawbacks
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    « Reply #39 on: May 20, 2009, 12:24:46 PM »

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    8 lbs for a pistol is alot


    haha ya it is

    http://www.genitron.com/HandgunDB/nfselresults.asp?Caliber=.357+Mag&Make=&Type=Pistol&SortBy=Weight&Submit=Find+It

    soem of the magnums on the bottom are 71.4 ounces which is....2.02415595 kilograms or ~4.4 lbs

    that and that 8lbs gun is heavier than some one swords

    so it would an issue to move the gun possibly but not actually moving
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    « Reply #40 on: May 20, 2009, 12:53:04 PM »

    thatd have some hellish recoil 8 pounds and hes shooting it with one hand
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    I AM COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    « Reply #42 on: May 20, 2009, 01:49:34 PM »

    i swear to god.. it had better deal FUCKLOADS of damage.... a .44 Magnum has one of the largest pistol bullets you can buy... and it doesnt weigh 8 lbs.... if this gun doesnt fuckin blow peoples heads off I WILL BE IN A RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    FUCK YEAH HANDCANNON
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