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A new kind of forum game brought to you by sheer boredom: The Misquote-Proof Sentence!The game here is to propose a challenge sentence that cannot be misquoted into something dirty. Example: Original: Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing. FML Misquote: Today, was the first time i had sex with this girl i really like. i took off my pants and she said "wow thats disapointing" FML ^^ 4 changes, not really a challenge. Also started off fairly dirty. The idea here is to only change 3 (or fewer) words/changes and make the challenge quote (and only the challenge quote) dirty. Whoever can make it dirty with only 3 changes wins and gets to present a new challenge. Adding, removing or changing punctuation is not considered one of the 3 changes. Challenge sentences have to be full sentences and make sense. I'll start this off with a randomly chosen sentence. First Challenge brought to you by page 257 of Stephen King's The Waste Lands: -----------------"Hope for the best and expect the worst" Eddie said sourly.-------------------- |
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 10:11:31 PM » |
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-----------------"Hope for the Semen and expect the worst" Eddie said violently.--------------------
The Calculator appears to be broken. |
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2009, 10:20:28 PM » |
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The Calculator appears to be up my ass broken.
she sells sea shells by the sea shore |
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2009, 10:25:20 PM » |
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Im pretty sure it must be dirty
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2009, 10:26:39 PM » |
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Im pretty sure my ass is dirty i like denny's |
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2009, 10:29:01 PM » |
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she sells sea shells by the sea shore
She sells sea smells like the sea whore ----- so the current challenge (i guess) is: I like Denny's |
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2009, 10:33:12 PM » |
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I love Denny's Cock
My Microphone isnt working. |
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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2009, 11:00:28 PM » |
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My penis pump isnt working. hit that little nigger with a freeze pop |
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Well hey buddy. You ok?
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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2009, 12:03:24 AM » |
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I just discoverved this glorious thread. I want to have a go with the first one. Hope for a vagina, but expect the worst. and Liquid's Fuck that woman with a freeze pop. Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country. |
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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2009, 12:10:57 AM » |
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Ask not what your cunt can do for you, but what you can do for your cunt.
Clearly I'm going to hell. Another randomly selected sentence from a Stephen King Dark Tower book: ---- It was as if he had dropped a tab of really strong acid half an hour ago and it was just beginning to come on heavy.---- |
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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2009, 12:18:11 AM » |
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---- It was as if he had dropped a tab of really strong acid half an hour ago and it was just beginning to come on heavy.----
It was as if he had dropped a tab of really strong viagra half an hour ago and he was just beginning to come on a Heavy. --- Don't run, it's just ham. --- |
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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2009, 02:51:18 PM » |
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--- Don't run, it's just my penis--- |
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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2009, 03:41:53 PM » |
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---I hope people wont be able to misquote this sentence---
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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2009, 03:52:26 PM » |
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---I hope people wont be able to runaway from my cock misquote this sentence--- Anarchy in the UK!! |
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  Someone just needs to tell him that we have are naked ponies in dirktartar's basement.
Every time I check this thread I get really pissed off because it's so HUGE
Like Tater's DICK
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« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2009, 03:57:00 PM » |
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---I hope people wont be able to runaway from my cock misquote this sentence--- Anarchy in the UK!! misquote fail. run away from my cock <-- 4 words. I hope people won't insert penis and misquote this sentence. also: Anarchy in my PANTS!! ---I've got a headache and its making my life miserable.--- |
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« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2009, 03:59:25 PM » |
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---I've got a cock ache and its making my sex life miserable.---
I'm thinking of rearranging my room. |
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« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2009, 04:04:15 PM » |
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I'm thinking of rearranging my sexual orientation.
steak sandwiches are good |
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« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2009, 04:27:08 PM » |
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Semen filled sandwiches are good!
i cant open the box. |
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« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2009, 04:34:23 PM » |
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i cant open the box.
I can't finger my box. ---The bristles on my comb are starting to become fragile.--- |
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« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2009, 05:46:02 PM » |
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---The bristles on my pubes are starting to become crabs.---
I sound like a Russian Mexican |
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« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2009, 06:03:45 PM » |
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I sound like a Russian fucking a Mexican
This is a rather bad way to waste my time |
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« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2009, 06:24:16 PM » |
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This is a rather bad way to have sex with guys
meh, I kinda ran out of ideas for now... |
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« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2009, 06:46:35 PM » |
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meh, I kinda out of Semen for now...
The key is under the matt. |
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« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2009, 06:58:08 PM » |
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The key is under the matt. The handcuff key is under Matt. ---I hate when Steam friends goes offline.--- |
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« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2009, 08:06:51 PM » |
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---I hate when my Semen gets on the clothes line.---
work was good today |
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« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2009, 08:20:51 PM » |
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My mother was good today I can't wait to play the new update tomorrow! |
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« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2009, 09:48:47 PM » |
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I can't wait to play who's in my mouth tomorrow! im drunk, you don't have an excuse |
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« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2009, 09:14:51 AM » |
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im gay, you don't have an excuse
so last night i was fucking a 12 year old in the ass, and my clown nose fell off, how un-professional is that? |
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« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2009, 09:21:27 AM » |
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so last night i fucked 1 2 year old in the ass, and my clown nose fell off, how un-professional is that?
Normally you would hear crickets but they were uncomfortable about just how unfunny that was. |
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« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2009, 01:49:23 PM » |
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Normally you would fucking kill crickets but they were too lesbian to Scizor uncomfortable male lovebirds about just how unfunny that was. (wtf?) Jesus Christ, I hate my job because of that damn Mr. Richard... |
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« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2009, 02:21:53 PM » |
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Jesus Christ, I hate my job because i love gay porn...
too easy undakada |
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« Reply #31 on: May 22, 2009, 02:51:16 PM » |
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too easy undakada
undakada is easy ---Try and only change 3 words for a challenge.--- |
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« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2009, 07:40:49 PM » |
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---Try and only screw 3 assholes for a challenge.---
it's gotta be fucked up |
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« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2009, 08:30:14 PM » |
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i've gotta get fucked Did I do it right, Stobbin? |
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« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2009, 08:54:03 PM » |
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Did I do it right, Stobbin?
Did I do Stobbin right? ---Seems like you did a fine job Combat Wombat.--- |
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« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2009, 09:02:32 PM » |
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---Seems like you did a fine blow job Combat Wombat.--- BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD |
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« Reply #36 on: May 23, 2009, 08:49:40 AM » |
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SEMEN FOR THE SEMEN GOD
---The Air Conditioning was turned off.--- |
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« Reply #37 on: May 24, 2009, 01:12:08 AM » |
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The Gay Porn was turned off. *koolaid scream* -The only hawt girl in TD is Lyura.- |
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Well hey buddy. You ok?
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« Reply #38 on: May 24, 2009, 01:42:20 AM » |
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-The only hawt girl in TD is Alfalfa.- --Right you are, Ken!-- |
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« Reply #39 on: May 24, 2009, 01:16:35 PM » |
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--In my ass, Ken!-- ----The Playing cards are in the box on the Green, wooden table in the downstairs kitchen.---- |
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« Reply #40 on: May 24, 2009, 07:09:49 PM » |
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----My dick-in-a-box is on the Green, wooden table in the downstairs kitchen.---- come to the back of the boat |
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« Reply #41 on: May 24, 2009, 07:11:14 PM » |
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come in my mouth now!
Whoops I forgot to put a line here. |
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« Reply #42 on: May 24, 2009, 08:34:43 PM » |
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come in my mouth now!
Whoops I forgot to pay your mom. ---My internet connection provider disappoints me when it disconnects my modem for no reason.--- |
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« Reply #43 on: May 24, 2009, 11:51:39 PM » |
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---Lorena Bobbit disappoints me when she disconnects my schwang for no reason.--- if you tickle my pickle, ill give you a nickle |
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« Reply #44 on: May 25, 2009, 05:34:13 AM » |
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if you tickle my anus, ill give you head ++how was that?++ A priest contradicts the depressed defeat. |
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« Reply #45 on: May 29, 2009, 04:50:42 PM » |
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A priest molests the depressed children. laptops sometimes have issues with their wireless card not being connected correctly. |
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« Reply #46 on: May 31, 2009, 09:04:59 AM » |
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A priest molests the depressed children. Whores sometimes have issues with their Pimps not being connected correctly. I sure do love playing team fortress two on my computer |
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« Reply #47 on: May 31, 2009, 09:23:36 AM » |
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I sure do love watching gay porn on my computer I think I'll get my face tattooed on my face, slightly to the left. |
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  Be quiet fool, the boobs are watching... always watching.... Once a giant laser squid from space landed at my house and said it would destroy the world. Squiddeh, I love you so much. I may or may not have inked myself... I'll let you know after my cold shower. |
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« Reply #48 on: May 31, 2009, 06:13:16 PM » |
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I think I'll get my vagina tattooed on my penis, slightly to the left.
the pool is open |
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« Reply #49 on: May 31, 2009, 06:30:31 PM » |
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the glory hole is open
Mr.Miyuggi loves me |
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« Reply #50 on: May 31, 2009, 06:36:57 PM » |
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Mr.Miyuggi loves my anus. Indoor fireplaces and kitchens are great. |
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« Reply #51 on: May 31, 2009, 07:44:36 PM » |
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firecrotches are great.
So what color was the rug |
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 Usually a TD member has a shitload of hours logged and an unhealthy amount of suicides.
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« Reply #52 on: May 31, 2009, 09:27:42 PM » |
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So what color was the rug So what color was the rug before the infectionI am the very model of a modern major-general. |
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« Reply #53 on: June 04, 2009, 05:13:31 PM » |
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I am the very model of a giant infected vagina.
That is the simple truth of the matter. |
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« Reply #54 on: June 04, 2009, 05:18:43 PM » |
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That is the simple truth of my sad sex-life. Whenever I actually need my cellphone, the battery is dead. |
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« Reply #55 on: June 04, 2009, 05:42:18 PM » |
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That is the simple truth of my sad sex-life. Whenever I actually need my vibrator, the battery is dead. Peter piper picked a patch of pickled peppers. |
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« Reply #56 on: June 04, 2009, 05:47:28 PM » |
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Peter piper picked a patch of pubic hairs.
I so need a drink after all this bullshit going on. |
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« Reply #57 on: June 04, 2009, 06:06:18 PM » |
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I so need some cock after all this bullshit going on. I'm stressing over a couple of freelance projects. |
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i wish i had a vagina You are a vagina |
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« Reply #58 on: June 04, 2009, 06:50:22 PM » |
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I so need some cock after all this bullshit going on. I'm stressing over a couple of homemade porn projects. THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!  |
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« Reply #59 on: June 04, 2009, 06:56:48 PM » |
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This is just like one of my pornographic Animes! It's really fucking hot in here. |
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Be quiet fool, the boobs are watching... always watching.... Once a giant laser squid from space landed at my house and said it would destroy the world. Squiddeh, I love you so much. I may or may not have inked myself... I'll let you know after my cold shower. |
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« Reply #60 on: June 04, 2009, 07:00:53 PM » |
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It's really fucking scabbing today Uh oh, It's time for dinner! |
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i wish i had a vagina You are a vagina |
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« Reply #61 on: June 05, 2009, 01:05:34 AM » |
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Uh oh, It's time for dinner! Uh oh, It's time for contraceptives!The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. |
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« Reply #62 on: June 05, 2009, 01:09:20 AM » |
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Uh oh, It's time for dinner! Uh oh, It's time for contraceptives!The quick brown TURD jumped over the lazy German Lady. Anybody can get past a dog. But NOBODY fucks with a lion. |
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« Reply #63 on: June 05, 2009, 08:52:52 AM » |
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Anybody can get pussy. But NOBODY fucks a tranny. Who failed at parking my car last night?? |
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Be quiet fool, the boobs are watching... always watching.... Once a giant laser squid from space landed at my house and said it would destroy the world. Squiddeh, I love you so much. I may or may not have inked myself... I'll let you know after my cold shower. |
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« Reply #64 on: June 05, 2009, 10:30:15 AM » |
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Who failed at realizing I was a dude last night??
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The term Dominator generally refers to someone or something that exercises buttsex Why oh why did I leave the oven on? |
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« Reply #66 on: June 05, 2009, 10:42:36 AM » |
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Why oh why did I leave my dildo on?
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Fist Da Bitch!
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« Reply #67 on: June 05, 2009, 11:01:32 AM » |
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ohhhhhhh did that feel nice Koi?! I wish I could play TF2 more |
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Alfalfa
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« Reply #68 on: June 05, 2009, 12:15:23 PM » |
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ohhhhhhh did that feel nice Koi?! I wish I could play with Dom more What do I know about good relationships? Yesterday I had funeral sex |
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« Reply #69 on: June 05, 2009, 12:30:36 PM » |
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What do I know about orangutans? Yesterday I had sex with one Every man dies, not every man really lives |
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« Reply #70 on: June 05, 2009, 12:40:21 PM » |
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Every man dies, when they are like Dom without out sex his whole life
Nice scrubs quote from the forum alfy! |
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« Reply #71 on: June 05, 2009, 01:53:33 PM » |
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Nice man-scape alfy! Step aside or prepare to battle! |
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« Reply #72 on: June 05, 2009, 04:33:37 PM » |
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Step aside or prepare for anal! Go. |
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SquidPron
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"I'm gonna ink!"
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« Reply #73 on: June 05, 2009, 04:51:23 PM » |
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Almost there GO FASTEEEEERRRRRRRRR! That was a pointless phone call. |
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Be quiet fool, the boobs are watching... always watching.... Once a giant laser squid from space landed at my house and said it would destroy the world. Squiddeh, I love you so much. I may or may not have inked myself... I'll let you know after my cold shower. |
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« Reply #74 on: June 05, 2009, 04:53:12 PM » |
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That was pointless telephone sex. I'm thinking about repainting my room a ridiculous shade of green. |
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Stobbin
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« Reply #75 on: June 05, 2009, 04:58:15 PM » |
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I'm thinking about repainting my room a ridiculous shade of green with my dildo.
This thread sure isn't finding a misquote-proof sentence, but its fun. |
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Alfalfa
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« Reply #76 on: June 05, 2009, 06:26:16 PM » |
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This dick sure isn't finding a impenetrable hole, but its fun. My name is J.P. I am a robot. I have a robot vagina |
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« Reply #77 on: June 05, 2009, 06:52:24 PM » |
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My name is Alfalfa. I am a robot. I have sand in my vagina The complete guide to building a better mousetrap. |
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« Reply #78 on: June 05, 2009, 07:48:53 PM » |
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The complete guide to building a better vibrator.
I'm eating Chocolate Teddy Grahams. |
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Someone just needs to tell him that we have are naked ponies in dirktartar's basement.
Every time I check this thread I get really pissed off because it's so HUGE
Like Tater's DICK
(it hurts)
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« Reply #79 on: June 05, 2009, 07:50:39 PM » |
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I'm eating human made chocolate. I wish I wasn't so busy otherwise I'd play TF2. |
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Alfalfa
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« Reply #80 on: June 05, 2009, 10:25:04 PM » |
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I wish I wasn't so busy otherwise I'd masturbate. Due to Dom experiencing all these problems, he may be a jerk today. |
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SquidPron
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« Reply #81 on: June 06, 2009, 02:15:43 AM » |
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Due to Dom experiencing all these problems, he can't jerk it today. Clubs should have fewer pelvic thrusting black men. |
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Be quiet fool, the boobs are watching... always watching.... Once a giant laser squid from space landed at my house and said it would destroy the world. Squiddeh, I love you so much. I may or may not have inked myself... I'll let you know after my cold shower. |
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« Reply #82 on: June 06, 2009, 07:55:29 AM » |
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My vagina should have more pelvic thrusting black men.
One fine day there was a woof and a purr. |
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Alfalfa
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« Reply #83 on: June 06, 2009, 09:41:20 AM » |
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One fine day there was a grunt and a moan. Hentality ins't gay, he just likes men. |
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« Reply #84 on: June 06, 2009, 09:55:04 AM » |
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Hentality ins't gay, he just likes men.
Hentality isn't perverted, he just likes anal. |
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« Reply #85 on: June 06, 2009, 10:02:35 AM » |
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Huh theres is a sentence to mix up missing over here!
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Alfalfa
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« Reply #86 on: June 06, 2009, 12:48:22 PM » |
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Huh theres is a penis to mix up over my butt here! You would if you had robot ears |
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« Reply #87 on: June 06, 2009, 01:53:18 PM » |
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You would if you had a vagina for ears I'm thinking about getting metal legs. |
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« Reply #88 on: June 06, 2009, 05:41:43 PM » |
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I'm thinking about getting plastic boobs. I'm going to bribe my music teacher to let me pass the class by giving him chocolate. |
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Stobbin
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« Reply #89 on: June 06, 2009, 07:08:39 PM » |
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I'm thinking about getting plastic boobs. I'm going to bribe my music teacher to let me bukkake the class by giving him chocolate laxatives. There's nothing filthier than an immature man with too much time on his hands. |
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« Reply #90 on: June 06, 2009, 07:44:15 PM » |
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There's nothing filthier than an immature woman with too much time on her hands. It's a nice day for a white wedding. |
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« Reply #91 on: June 06, 2009, 08:24:44 PM » |
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It's a nice day for a cum shower.
i see what you did there |
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Alfalfa
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« Reply #92 on: June 06, 2009, 10:38:00 PM » |
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pee what you made there Stobbin fists more people than Jenna Jameson. |
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« Reply #93 on: June 06, 2009, 10:51:30 PM » |
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Stobbin fists more people than Dominator. Alfalfa makes up some crazy sex stories! |
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Stobbin
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« Reply #94 on: June 08, 2009, 01:23:42 AM » |
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Koi makes up some crazy sex positions!
The forums are back, which is good, but they seem a lot slower. |
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« Reply #95 on: June 10, 2009, 02:19:58 PM » |
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My erection is back, which is good, but it seems a lot smaller. My sister is an even bigger bitch than I am, which is not a good thing. |
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SquidPron
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« Reply #96 on: June 10, 2009, 06:04:14 PM » |
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My sister has an even bigger dick than I do, which is a good thing. it would suck to have to have a penis. |
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« Reply #97 on: June 11, 2009, 05:51:20 AM » |
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it would blow to have to have a penis... Literally. ---Koihaibane has many golden jars to match up for the numerous amount of black pennies she keeps under her doormat in Idaho, but she knows that soon the black pennies will turn white and then copper and come out from under the mat to eat her whole. |
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« Reply #98 on: June 12, 2009, 04:55:13 PM » |
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---Koihaibane has many golden jars of urine to match up for the numerous amount of black pennies she keeps under her doormat in Idaho, but she knows that soon the black pennies will turn white and then copper and come out from under the mat to eat her vagina.
Bungie is at least trying to come up with a mis-quote-proof sentence. |
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« Reply #99 on: June 13, 2009, 01:55:13 AM » |
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Bungie is at least trying to cum up
lets keep these quotes short and simple, no tl;dr's |
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