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    « Reply #100 on: June 13, 2009, 02:13:22 AM »

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    lets keep these dicks short and thick, lots of dss


    i need to find a job
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    « Reply #101 on: June 13, 2009, 03:13:03 AM »

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    Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.
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    « Reply #102 on: June 13, 2009, 03:29:27 AM »

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    Every dick in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external dick is applied to it.



    Dom's birthday is tomorrow
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    « Reply #103 on: June 13, 2009, 04:09:16 AM »

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    Dom's birthday is tomorrow, I should probably have sex with him


    My birthday is tomorrow.
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    « Reply #104 on: June 13, 2009, 05:08:40 AM »

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    My period should start tomorrow.


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    « Reply #105 on: June 13, 2009, 08:37:30 AM »

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    This is the ultimate orgy of ultimate destiny.

    The Base ball Mitt, David, Went to the Lutherin church with the cofee mug, Joe.
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    « Reply #106 on: June 13, 2009, 01:03:52 PM »

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    The baseball-bat-sized dildo, David, went to the Lutheran church with the leather-gimp, Joe.

    All my board coding went all wacky and died.
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    « Reply #107 on: June 17, 2009, 10:36:23 PM »


    All my squid porn went all wacky and died.
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    « Reply #108 on: June 17, 2009, 11:27:47 PM »

    ---Theirs an old lady in my pants!---

    Gotta get used to the new layout
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    « Reply #109 on: June 18, 2009, 10:09:21 AM »


    Gotta get used to my new penis

    As used in science, a theory is an explanation or model based on observation, experimentation, and reasoning, especially one that has been tested and confirmed as a general principle helping to explain and predict natural phenomena.
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    « Reply #110 on: June 18, 2009, 10:45:12 PM »

    As used in {TD}, a post is an explanation or model based on observation, a boner, and lack of reasoning, especially one that has led to an orgy, or that helps to explain and predict unnatural phenomena or behavior such as DSS.

    Semper ubi sub ubi.
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    « Reply #111 on: June 19, 2009, 07:31:53 AM »

    ^^^^ failure post
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    « Reply #112 on: June 19, 2009, 11:39:21 AM »

    ^^^^ failure to get it up.

    How is that a fail post? You're just too stupid to read Latin.
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    « Reply #113 on: June 19, 2009, 03:11:05 PM »

    Nunquam ubi sub ubi (vel induco).

    I'm skipping the above two posts so I can misquote in a dead foreign language.
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    « Reply #114 on: June 20, 2009, 09:26:36 AM »

    Because she changed more than 3 things thats how its a fail post
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    « Reply #115 on: June 20, 2009, 10:37:40 AM »

    My mom failed when she had me.

    Whine whine whine, since when do we follow rules?
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    « Reply #116 on: June 20, 2009, 01:34:31 PM »


    I am known as petri dish because my vagina is a breeding ground for diseases


    wow that's quite the confession there
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    « Reply #117 on: June 20, 2009, 02:44:16 PM »

    Hulking Demon...  GTFO.  Anyone could have pointed out the numerous fail posts, but they chose the high road.  You broke the thread and now we have to start anew.

    I can't misquote myself...  having posted the last viable challenge sentence. So try this one:

    ---Pointing out fail posts on a fail thread makes you fail squared.---
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    « Reply #118 on: June 20, 2009, 04:13:30 PM »

    ---Pointing out sexy posts on a sexy thread makes you sexy squared.---

    That was a pathetic attempt to offend me, Hulking. <3
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    « Reply #119 on: June 20, 2009, 04:31:42 PM »

    That was a pathetic attempt to Nail me, Stobbin Angry

    Oh i see what you did there, Bungie.
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    « Reply #120 on: June 21, 2009, 10:46:19 AM »

    Oh i like it there, mommy.

    Oh noes I changed more than three words!
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    « Reply #121 on: June 21, 2009, 12:11:24 PM »

    I'm skipping the above posts so I can misquote in a dead foreign language.

    Ejaculari intra meus os ( iam ).

    Fellat meus verpa, hulca everto.
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    « Reply #122 on: June 21, 2009, 06:33:33 PM »

    Oh noes I filled more than three wholes!

    Squidporn just exploded my brain with Latin.
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    « Reply #123 on: June 22, 2009, 04:25:45 AM »


    Squidporn just exploded on my face with ink.


    If at first you don't succeed try, try again.
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    « Reply #124 on: June 23, 2009, 06:45:04 PM »

    If at first you don't succeed, ragequit.

    I dare ya. Oh shit, that wasn't dirty.
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    « Reply #125 on: July 18, 2009, 02:01:10 AM »

    I came. Oh shit, that was dirty.

    Why did this thread die?
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    « Reply #126 on: July 18, 2009, 12:24:48 PM »

    Why did your boner deflate?

    It died because of the drama.
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    « Reply #127 on: July 18, 2009, 12:58:38 PM »

    It died because of yo mama.

    Looks like its back on track.
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    « Reply #128 on: July 18, 2009, 10:11:00 PM »


    Looks like dominator's rack.

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    « Reply #129 on: July 19, 2009, 07:08:32 PM »


    I do guys!

    last time I gave a shit, I got fucked.
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    « Reply #130 on: July 19, 2009, 08:52:13 PM »

    last time I was fucked, I got shat on.

    So I was sitting in a bean-bag chair naked eating Cheetos....
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    « Reply #131 on: July 19, 2009, 08:57:51 PM »


    So I was sitting in dom's asshole naked eating Cheetos....

    Thats quack-tastic!
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    « Reply #132 on: July 19, 2009, 09:05:04 PM »

    Thats vag-tastic!

    Who left the window open?
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    « Reply #133 on: July 19, 2009, 09:13:28 PM »


    Who left my vagina open?

    What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do? Are there any horse-socks? Is anybody listening to me?
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    « Reply #134 on: July 26, 2009, 07:57:03 PM »

    What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do? Are there any horse-socks? Is anybody listening to my open vagina?

    More than one sentence is considered plural.  Like if you add an "S" to fucktard.
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