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    « on: June 05, 2009, 04:45:03 PM »

    Greetings members and friends,

      My name is Stobbin and I've been away for a while after going insane.  I'd like to reapply to your fine clan of hooligans and miscreants.  Hopefully some of you remember me (whether those memories are good bad or bat-shit-insane is probably determined how well you follow the forums (of which I recently hit 2,000 posts)) and are willing to consider my application as favorable.

      Tabula Rasa.  A shitty video game from 2007.  Its also Latin for "Blank Slate".  Hopefully the drama of the last week can be forgotten and we can just go back to the way things were.  Happy Stobbin...  instead of angry rage-drinking crying-in-the-corner Stobbin.  Or whatever version of Stobbin you prefer.  Except goat-tranny Stobbin.  Unpleasant mental image.  In other words, I'm sorry.  Lets pretend it didn't happen like that.  I'd like to imagine that we actually sat down upon giant marshmallow beanbags and drank every time someone said the word "drama".  Good times.

      Anyway, back to the reapplication:  I'm fucking old and really cranky now (FYI -- birthday is actually a curse word once you get past a certain age.), but I believe I can still understand most of what you damn kids are meme'ing at each other nowadays.  I enjoy walks on the beach, reading, TF2 and cock,  lots and lots of cock, all over the place.  I have a microphone and usually only use it to make fun of those who ask stupid questions.  Because they deserve it.  

    I think that about covers it.  Thank you for your time.
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    http://www.teamdomination.com/forums/index.php?a=topic&t=2797
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    « Reply #1 on: June 05, 2009, 04:47:51 PM »

    interesting read to say the least
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    « Reply #2 on: June 05, 2009, 04:49:13 PM »

    Good application.

    I <3 you Stobbin and you are a big part of TD. I personally don't think a vote is necessary because it's an automatic yes in my book.

    We all became unreasonable. It wasn't just you. I think we're all ready to throw this badness away and never look back.
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    « Reply #3 on: June 05, 2009, 04:53:30 PM »

    Alright my nigga maybe back! :3c
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    « Reply #4 on: June 05, 2009, 04:54:47 PM »

    well duh!!!!!!!!! Welcome back man!
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    « Reply #5 on: June 05, 2009, 05:03:02 PM »

    ONLY if you come back as goat-tranny-Stobbin, since I apparently missed that.

    (i.e. Yes, ilovemystobbypoo.)
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    « Reply #6 on: June 05, 2009, 05:08:53 PM »

    polls up

    vote please
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    « Reply #7 on: June 05, 2009, 05:16:30 PM »

    Get the Fuck back in here

    happy to see you want to play with us all again

    i was sad when u left
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    « Reply #8 on: June 05, 2009, 05:55:15 PM »

    HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! STOBBIN TIENES QUE ESTAR EN TD ERES LO MAXIMO, SI NO SABEN QUE DICE USEN UN TRADUCTOR ME ABURRI DE ESCRIBIR EN INGLES, ENTONCES AHORA USTEDES TIENEN QUE USAR EL MALDITO TRADUCTOR PARA VER QUE DIGO Cheesy

    QUE RICO QUE VOLVISTEEE1!!!
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    « Reply #9 on: June 05, 2009, 06:10:03 PM »

    Its a good thing that I speak spanglish.  Not spanish...  just enough spanglish to not get mugged on the bus.
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    « Reply #10 on: June 05, 2009, 06:13:03 PM »

    Fuck you boogie I'm not gonna use a translator

    HuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuh?!

    Huh??! ^ ^ ;

    ^^^ Refraisment of what Kelreth said. Just more weeabo-ish. Sort of. I guess.

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    « Reply #11 on: June 05, 2009, 06:18:09 PM »

    I'm going to break your fingers weeabo.

    HuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuh? HuhHuhHuhHuhHuh
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    « Reply #12 on: June 05, 2009, 06:39:52 PM »

    Anyone, ANYONE who even JOKES about saying no will be raped in the most unpleasant of fashions.  There is not a masochist in the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD who could derive even the SLIGHTEST HINT of pleasure from the torture I would inflict on them for attempting to deny Stobbin's application.

    I vote YES!
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    « Reply #13 on: June 05, 2009, 06:50:27 PM »

    I say no because the prospect of Kenyan torturing me just got me semi-hard.
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    « Reply #14 on: June 05, 2009, 06:57:58 PM »

    I WILL TEACH YOU THE MEANING OF REGRET!!!
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    « Reply #15 on: June 05, 2009, 07:05:37 PM »

    Hell fucking yes.
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    « Reply #16 on: June 05, 2009, 07:36:40 PM »

    i might vote no just to see what kenyan will do Tongue lol
    i love you kenyan Cheesy

    >EDIT<
    i didnt vote no, but someone did and i will cock slap them....
    i dont know if the vote tallies are allowed to be public knowledge...... buuuuut just so everyone knows
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    « Reply #17 on: June 05, 2009, 07:43:14 PM »

    make sure to vote on the others as well people
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    « Reply #18 on: June 05, 2009, 07:47:08 PM »

    Kenyan, I'm ready Wink
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    « Reply #19 on: June 05, 2009, 08:10:21 PM »

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    « Reply #20 on: June 05, 2009, 08:37:29 PM »

    here is my vote:



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    « Reply #21 on: June 05, 2009, 08:51:25 PM »

    That's a whole lot of yes.
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    « Reply #22 on: June 06, 2009, 07:54:39 AM »

    yes made from lime and citrus Cheesy
    but in all seriousness i vote no to be punished by kenyan (he makes wrong feel so right)
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    « Reply #23 on: June 06, 2009, 12:52:43 PM »

    I will have to think about this one. With stobbin out of the way, I am one step closer to Assassinating the arch Bishop of Canada.

    *edited to fix the horrible spelling of Assassinating*
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    « Reply #24 on: June 06, 2009, 01:21:59 PM »

    Good to see ya back stobbin
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    « Reply #25 on: June 06, 2009, 03:07:09 PM »

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    « Reply #26 on: June 06, 2009, 07:14:25 PM »

    Dang, our pool has way better hours than most hotels.
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    « Reply #27 on: June 06, 2009, 07:19:04 PM »

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    « Reply #28 on: June 06, 2009, 08:25:25 PM »

    i voted yes for you, but only on the grounds that you brought back peek-a-boo king
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    « Reply #29 on: June 07, 2009, 07:09:17 AM »

    yes
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    « Reply #30 on: June 07, 2009, 08:08:14 AM »

    YES!!! Finally!!
    What took you so long? :cool:

    i hope you realize how hard it is to be the only old fart in TD!!

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    « Reply #31 on: June 09, 2009, 07:15:00 AM »

    Well its been a fun ride, but it looks like this is the end...

    ...of the thread.
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    « Reply #32 on: June 09, 2009, 07:33:12 AM »

    THREAD NO END


    grwwwaaaarrrrwwrrrr

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    Well hey buddy. You ok?


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    « Reply #33 on: June 23, 2009, 06:25:18 AM »

    Wait I just thought of something clever, albeit late...

    We all appreciate the clan ego boost that comes with a new application, but you should really play on the server for much longer before you decide you'd like to play with us long term. Skill doesn't matter. Having fun and not pissing people off does.
    (Pasted into all applications where I've barely seen said applicant on the server)
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