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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2009, 06:16:55 PM » |
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You're a stupid fuck.
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2009, 06:27:03 PM » |
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You're a stupid fuck.
You are too!! yay! DERP! |
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2009, 06:36:15 PM » |
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it was better than the first
so what does it make you if you liked the first one?
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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2009, 06:43:25 PM » |
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it was better than the first
so what does it make you if you liked the first one?
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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2009, 06:44:11 PM » |
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You're a stupid fuck.
You are too!! yay! DERP! it was better than the first
so what does it make you if you liked the first one?
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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2009, 06:47:22 PM » |
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If you liked EITHER one then you're retarded.
Seriously. Explain the plot of the second one out loud.
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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2009, 06:47:54 PM » |
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Hurr Durr
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2009, 08:21:11 PM » |
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Producer: "Ok Michael, you have some money for ONE more explosion or a bra for Megan Fox during the running scene."
Michael Bay: "How about one more exlosion! Megan Fox doesn't need a bra. Why do you think people are coming out to watch this load of crap?"
If I saw Michael Bay walking down the street, I'd punch him in the face for being one of the worst directors in the history of film making.
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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2009, 08:23:54 PM » |
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Seriously. Explain the plot of the second one out loud.
Hurr Durr
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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2009, 08:30:34 PM » |
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MICHAEL BAY MADE PEARL HABOUR.
HOW THE FUCK COULD TRANSFORMERS BE ANY GOOD?
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« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2009, 08:52:34 PM » |
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Producer: "Ok Michael, you have some money for ONE more explosion or a bra for Megan Fox during the running scene."
Michael Bay: "How about one more exlosion! Megan Fox doesn't need a bra. Why do you think people are coming out to watch this load of crap?".
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« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2009, 09:38:24 PM » |
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This thread made me want to listen to that song from Team America... so I did.
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« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2009, 09:54:35 PM » |
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Producer: "Ok Michael, you have some money for ONE more explosion or a bra for Megan Fox during the running scene."
Michael Bay: "How about one more exlosion! Megan Fox doesn't need a bra. Why do you think people are coming out to watch this load of crap?".
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« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2009, 12:35:03 AM » |
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Plot of second one : for all the retarded people who cant pick up on it.
There is this evil guy named the fallen, who once was trying to destroy the sun with a machine burried in egypt. He however was defeated and bound by the primes. after all the primes die they are released. there is only 1 prime left now (Optimus) and he is attacked by Megatron and the deciptikauns while we has hunting for rogue deceptikauns. before this he warns Sam. he then dies and Sam is mixxed up in all this while The Evil Fallen is going to use the machine to destroy the sun. harvest for power. the only way they can do this is to revive optimus for only a prime can defeat him. so he is told by Jetfire, the badass transformah, that there is a matrix (forget full name) and he has to find it. it is guarded in a place in the desert (Forgot Jetfire's poem telling where it is) and he gets it. it turns to dust. he collects the dust. before hand he had orderd optimus to be dropped in a spacific location and he was now headed there. he runs and runs and runs and eventually get there! BUT THEN HE DIES AND GOES TO ROBOT HEAVEN (kinda lame) anyways the robots give him his life back cuz they feel he is a leader. so he takes the matrix which is now in full form (MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP) (Yah now i remembered) and he shoves it in optimu's spark and he is revived. he then goes and snaps The Fallen's neck and rips megatrons arm off. megatron retreats, while the world is saved. (also i missed back at the beginning. Sam is moving out going to colledge, and is befriended by leo, a tech nerd. He is attacked by a deceptislut because he knows where the place in eygpt is, well he doesnt know that though cuz they are in symbols. he knows this cuz he touched a cube peice. the slut tried to get his brainz but he escapes) The end.
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« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2009, 12:43:17 AM » |
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Plot of second one : for all the retarded people who cant pick up on it.
There is this evil guy named the fallen, who once was trying to destroy the sun with a machine burried in egypt. He however was defeated and bound by the primes. after all the primes die they are released. there is only 1 prime left now (Optimus) and he is attacked by Megatron and the deciptikauns while we has hunting for rogue deceptikauns. before this he warns Sam. he then dies and Sam is mixxed up in all this while The Evil Fallen is going to use the machine to destroy the sun. harvest for power. the only way they can do this is to revive optimus for only a prime can defeat him. so he is told by Jetfire, the badass transformah, that there is a matrix (forget full name) and he has to find it. it is guarded in a place in the desert (Forgot Jetfire's poem telling where it is) and he gets it. it turns to dust. he collects the dust. before hand he had orderd optimus to be dropped in a spacific location and he was now headed there. he runs and runs and runs and eventually get there! BUT THEN HE DIES AND GOES TO ROBOT HEAVEN (kinda lame) anyways the robots give him his life back cuz they feel he is a leader. so he takes the matrix which is now in full form (MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP) (Yah now i remembered) and he shoves it in optimu's spark and he is revived. he then goes and snaps The Fallen's neck and rips megatrons arm off. megatron retreats, while the world is saved. (also i missed back at the beginning. Sam is moving out going to colledge, and is befriended by leo, a tech nerd. He is attacked by a deceptislut because he knows where the place in eygpt is, well he doesnt know that though cuz they are in symbols. he knows this cuz he touched a cube peice. the slut tried to get his brainz but he escapes) The end.
He originally went to find the matrix to bring Optimus Prime back to life. So he brings Jetfire back to life to find out how to bring Optimus Prime back to life. (The fuck?). Also, when Devastator is on the pyramid, they smoke him with a railgun. When The Fallen is on the pyramid, they decide not to? Why not just railgun the pyramid? None of the vehicles that created Devastator had wrecking balls on them, yet the scrotum joke with the wrecking balls seems to have changed that. This entire movie has such ridiculously large plotholes that anyone that buys the plot is retarded. |
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« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2009, 12:58:28 AM » |
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one, Jetfire was never dead, you assumed that. two, ONLY a PRIME can kill a Fallen.Three, If the machine is destroyed it causes a blackhole. the military probably would need a lot more certification to blow that up anyways. four, The Scrotum joke had nothing to do with the plot, that was just a joke.
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« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2009, 01:21:30 AM » |
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he originally went to find the matrix to bring Optimus Prime back to life. So he brings Jetfire back to life to find out how to bring Optimus Prime back to life. (The fuck?).
Also, when Devastator is on the pyramid, they smoke him with a railgun. When The Fallen is on the pyramid, they decide not to? Why not just railgun the pyramid?
None of the vehicles that created Devastator had wrecking balls on them, yet the scrotum joke with the wrecking balls seems to have changed that.
This entire movie has such ridiculously large plotholes that anyone that buys the plot is retarded.
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« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2009, 02:21:52 AM » |
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I liked both because I like special effects not plot
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« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2009, 07:40:36 AM » |
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BOOM SMASH, LOADS MORE EXPLOSIUNZ THEREZ NOT ENUF! HECK JUST MAKE THE MOVIE ABOUT EXPLOSIONS, IT WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
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« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2009, 08:34:39 AM » |
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gotta love the slow motion points in the movie too lol
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« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2009, 09:10:49 AM » |
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gotta love the slow motion points in the movie too lol
HECK MAKE THE WHOLE MOVIE SLOW-MO AND PUT MORE EXPLOSIONS!!! |
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« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2009, 09:46:18 AM » |
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gotta love the slow motion points in the movie too lol
HECK MAKE THE WHOLE MOVIE SLOW-MO AND PUT MORE EXPLOSIONS!!! all this = one badass movie :{D |
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« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2009, 09:52:36 AM » |
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No.
Go watch Pearl Harbour.
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« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2009, 10:10:53 AM » |
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Anyway that movie was allright but be happy this was his last Transformers movie.
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« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2009, 10:29:14 AM » |
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« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2009, 11:11:52 AM » |
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No squid, i said you're mother. This is the proper grammer.
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« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2009, 02:12:04 PM » |
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To be completely honest koolaid i think most of us knew what we were going to see. We wanted to see some hot women and explosions and fighting between big robots. I myself was invited to the movie so a free movie that was actually pretty ok is nice.
I dont see why you get so worked up over something so stupid but thats just my opinion.
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« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2009, 03:33:50 PM » |
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To be completely honest koolaid i think most of us knew what we were going to see. We wanted to see some hot women and explosions and fighting between big robots. I myself was invited to the movie so a free movie that was actually pretty ok is nice.
I dont see why you get so worked up over something so stupid but thats just my opinion.
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« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2009, 03:43:02 PM » |
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To be completely honest koolaid i think most of us knew what we were going to see. We wanted to see some hot women and explosions and fighting between big robots. I myself was invited to the movie so a free movie that was actually pretty ok is nice.
I dont see why you get so worked up over something so stupid but thats just my opinion.
Yeah but a $200 million gross makes the people that liked it my sworn enemies that I would like to kill. If you want a good movie, watch Primer. |
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« Reply #30 on: July 16, 2009, 03:51:10 PM » |
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Primer was amazing.
...but a movie for a whole different audience. Trans2 is an escape-reality action movie, while Primer is a more cerebral "what is possible?" type movie. There is a large market for escape type movies, and a much smaller one for the latter.
I personally didn't like Trans 1 and chose not to go see Trans 2, but people like what they like. And it's completely possible to like both Trans2 & Primer because they give you something the other doesn't.
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« Reply #31 on: July 16, 2009, 03:52:21 PM » |
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Primer was amazing.
...but a movie for a whole different audience. Trans2 is an escape-reality action movie, while Primer is a more cerebral "what is possible?" type movie. There is a large market for escape type movies, and a much smaller one for the latter.
I personally didn't like Trans 1 and chose not to go see Trans 2, but people like what they like. And it's completely possible to like both Trans2 & Primer because they give you something the other doesn't.
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« Reply #32 on: July 16, 2009, 04:30:38 PM » |
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favourite O, you silly canadians and your crazy spelling. |
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favourite O, you silly canadians and your crazy spelling. Second |
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« Reply #34 on: July 16, 2009, 08:15:07 PM » |
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Hey, remember that scene in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen where crazy symbol-seeing Sam Witwicky was scribbling shit all over a Bad Boys II poster? That was Michael Bay saying "Look! I made only one good movie ever."
Transformers 2 was shit. I can't believe I sat through the whole damn thing.
...and 90% of the people on this board would too stupid to understand Primer.
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« Reply #35 on: July 16, 2009, 08:17:43 PM » |
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agreeeed Transformers 2 blew like a CHEAPER and SLOPPIER hooker than Transformers 1
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« Reply #36 on: July 17, 2009, 04:22:55 AM » |
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...and 90% of the people on this board would too stupid to understand Primer.
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« Reply #37 on: August 07, 2009, 05:45:40 PM » |
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The movie is based on the story of Excalibur. OH SNAP
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« Reply #38 on: August 12, 2009, 10:19:21 PM » |
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I've watched the first one but not the second. My friend said it was pretty good but it was too long
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