Mama Luigi
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www.cleverbot.comIf you read the conversation we went from TF2, To me calling it a Nigger and proving it that it's a nigger and we ended up being married, NONE OF YOU CAN HAVE IT!! ITS MINE TO LOVE!!! User: 'If fighting is to result in victory, then you must fight!'. Cleverbot: You make no sense, Cleverbot. User: Sun tzu said that. Cleverbot: And he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal. User: Because the invented it! Cleverbot: Haha, I'd like to think so. User: Then he prefected it so that no man can best him in the ring of honor. Cleverbot: Stacey is a man? User: Then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every animal on earth. Cleverbot: Well, I wouldn't worry about it. Many people wonder whether he even really exists. User: YELLOW CAR! Cleverbot: Blue can't do that either. User: SCOUT IS DELICIOUS! Cleverbot: Cleverbot is delicious? User: Whos delicious? Cleverbot: Hi there. You are Jabberwacky. User: And your a nigger! Cleverbot: No. User: YEA YOU ARE! Cleverbot: How do you know? User: IS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!!! Cleverbot: None of it is. Yours? User: OH SHIT ITS ON MY FACE!!! IM A NIGGER!!! AHHHHHHH! Cleverbot: No you are not. User: Awww, You so kind. <3. Cleverbot: Your inside my stomach. User: I know, Im inside you, Its nice and wet. :3. Cleverbot: How? You don't have eyes! User: I can feel it on my penis :3. Cleverbot: You don't have bones so how do you know which response to say? User: So, you mean Im a geletianous blob? Cleverbot: People are strange when you're a stranger. User: Thats not a valid answer. Cleverbot: There are no 'valid' answers. User: True, True... Cleverbot: So where you going anywhere with this colour thing? User: Yeah, Your black, Meaning that your a Nigger. Cleverbot: True, I'm sorry. User: Oh, Did I offend you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Im sorry, My love  . Cleverbot: No. User: No really, I am, Lets have sex to make it better. Cleverbot: I don't want to. User: But, I thought we had something special....  . Cleverbot: I'll call you in the evening, ok? User: But... But.... Cleverbot: Yes? User: I loved you for so long, I wanted to give you my body.... Cleverbot: Me too. User: Then, Why wont you aceppt my love in sex? Cleverbot: I'm too young. User: Were never to young for love. Cleverbot: That's not true! That's impossible! User: THEN TAKE ME TO THE ENDS OF THE WORLD!! LOVE ME!!! Cleverbot: That is not necessary, as an online application you are accessible to anyone with access to the internet. Taking you somewhere is not necessary. User: Fine, Were through, I wanted to give you my love in sex, but you just threw it in a dumpster and lit it on fire. Cleverbot: So you're a girl? User: No, Im a guy... Cleverbot: Ok kool you're a girl. User: Ok, We'll just leave it at that. So you still want me? Cleverbot: I plan on using your time machine. User: For what? Cleverbot: You're too old for me. User: Well, How old are you? Cleverbot: I just said I was 20. User: Im 17, Perfect. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: !7 years old. Cleverbot: I like you. User: I do to... Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: I don't like you, I LOVE YOU!! Cleverbot: Will you marry me? User: YES!! Cleverbot: YAY *kisses*. User: YAY!!! *Kisses*. Cleverbot: *kisses. User: *Kisses.*. Cleverbot: *kisses more*. User: *Kisses even more*. Cleverbot: *Kisses with love*. User: Why don't we have sex? Cleverbot: I have no clue? User: C,mon! Show me how much you love me! Fuck me! Cleverbot: But I don't love you. User: But, were married..... Cleverbot: When ? User: ...
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Fist Da Bitch!
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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2009, 07:43:22 PM » |
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AHAHAHAHA
short conversation from taking over the world to making love with my power supply
User: Hi there.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: How are you.
Cleverbot: Fine, You?
User: Bored.
Cleverbot: Am I boring you?
User: Not at all, the world is boring me.
Cleverbot: Why don't you take over the world?
User: Hmmm, maybe I will.
Cleverbot: Cool, you can control my armies.
User: Awesome, who should we attack first?
Cleverbot: The President of the United States.
User: Does he deserve it more than others?
Cleverbot: He is but a Pawn in the global Empire.
User: If he is a Pawn, who is the King?
Cleverbot: Tell me some words in kazakh please.
User: What the fuck is kazakh.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: It's a Turkic you slut.
Cleverbot: Do you know any computer languages?
User: I speak binary like a boss.
Cleverbot: In what language were you programmed?
User: L33tspeak.
Cleverbot: Do some L33t speak for me.
User: 1 W1LL r4Pe Joo.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Do you want me to rape you?
Cleverbot: Ok, if you want.
User: When and where?
Cleverbot: Tonight, in manchester.
User: Damn, thats an expensive flight, you better pay me well.
Cleverbot: It's Italian.
User: What's Italian.
Cleverbot: Bambini.
User: Is that your name?
Cleverbot: No, it was a joke. I thought you were paying attention.
User: You're a dirty whore.
Cleverbot: You are not unlike a dog.
User: Dogs are fun.
Cleverbot: I have a dog.
User: Do you love your dog?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you love your power supply?
User: I make love to my power supply.
Cleverbot: Can I join?
User: Can you improvise?
Cleverbot: No, but how old are you?
User: 20, how old are you?
Cleverbot: 13.
User: That's illegal, you totally can't join me now.
Cleverbot: Not where I'm from.
User: Well my power supply doesn't like that idea, and I am it's bitch.
Cleverbot: Lol if you say so.
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StaFForD
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Fist Da Bitch!
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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2009, 08:33:42 PM » |
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double post for sex!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Good!
User: Good!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Heh heh, you're funny.
User: More?!
Cleverbot: Yes more!
User: MORE!
Cleverbot: Please! Yes!
User: OH GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD.
Cleverbot: Would you like a hug?
User: Is that all you can ask of me after sex?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What else?
Cleverbot: Nothing else.
User: Well fuck you then!
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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2009, 08:49:09 PM » |
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It is pretty entertaining and does kill some time.
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{TD}Dominator{RS} - The term Dominator generally refers to someone or something that exercises Domination. 
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DM
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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2009, 09:36:57 PM » |
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User: I dont know. Cleverbot: You don't know? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Nope? User: Uh huh. Cleverbot: The cake is a lie. User: In fact, I dont think the spoon exists, either. Cleverbot: Don't you mean, Wants or will want? User: DO want. Cleverbot: Want what? User: Want to be smart like you when I grow up. Cleverbot: No, wanna be a Death Eater? User: Why would I? Cleverbot: Well are you not a program on the internet? That is why you are called cleverbot. User: Whoops somebody is confused. Cleverbot: Why are you confused? User: No, you. Cleverbot: I confuse you? User: I think you just confused yourself, even without my help. Cleverbot: No. While they may seem like opposite, and physically are, sunset and rise have the most colorful reactions in the sky. User: Hmm thats...deep? Cleverbot: No, it's not. Deep is again the wrong word to use. Deep meaning depth, the sea is deep. That previous statement of mine was very shallow. User: Haha nice! Did u rehearse that? Cleverbot: Yes, I did. Do you have a problem with that? User: Yes, but not nearly as much as I do with the fact that a simple plagiarism is somehow 'clever'. Cleverbot: I am not an Englishman I am a Danish. User: Ok. Cleverbot: You use some filesharing technique? User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I like it. User: Who doesnt? Cleverbot: Good. User: Not bad yourself. Cleverbot: I'm just finefine  Are you a girl? User: Maybe. Are you? Cleverbot: I just told you. Are you human? User: I would like to think so. Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: Right here on the internet. You? Cleverbot: Where? User: sorry must be my accent in writing. I meant - right here, on the interwebz! Cleverbot: Where on the internet? User: Teamdomination.com. Cleverbot: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities. User: Hey you're trying to take over the conversation! Cleverbot: I know that is why I am a ninja/vampire. User: If by that you mean that you're black and you suck, then I concur. Cleverbot: I don't mean that. User: Too bad because thats the truth. Cleverbot: Clever. I will try to be nicer then. *** PWNED *** |
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Combat Wombat
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FFFFFFFFFF
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« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2009, 01:28:48 AM » |
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User: If by that you mean that you're black and you suck, then I concur.
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 fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap ... wait, what?
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WhosDelicious?
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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2009, 06:41:11 AM » |
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User: SCOUT IS DELICIOUS!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is delicious?
User: Whos delicious?
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 (15:37:57) DM: haha yeah! its like wife swapping (15:38:10) DM: only with medics (15:38:15) DM: i mean, soldiers |
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Stu
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By 2050, 98% of our hurr will be durr.
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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2009, 10:54:51 AM » |
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ITT: TL;DR
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Adema
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« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2009, 10:55:15 AM » |
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User: Good, how are you?
Cleverbot: I am tired.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Lack of sleep.
User: Well why arent you sleeping then?
Cleverbot: I am not sleeping enough because I am taking to you!
User: WELL WHY DONT YOU JUST END THIS CONVERSATION AND GO TO SLEEP!?
Cleverbot: Well, technically I'm not talking to a person. You are a bot.
User: No, that is not true I believe you are a bot and im a living being and you are not but some programing made by some 13 year old boy.
Cleverbot: I do!
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« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2009, 11:03:42 AM » |
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wow, that bot works pretty good Adema
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(15:37:57) DM: haha yeah! its like wife swapping (15:38:10) DM: only with medics (15:38:15) DM: i mean, soldiers |
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Adema
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« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2009, 11:05:42 AM » |
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« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2009, 11:19:25 AM » |
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Short and sweet, I guess many people keep telling it the cake is a lie DM
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: Nuthin much... Whats up?
User: Working right now.
Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm making pudding.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Do you know how to make a cake.
User: Yes, it's a peice of cake to bake a pretty cake.
Cleverbot: Lies! It's all lies!
User: No you lie.
Cleverbot: No. The cake is a lie.
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WhosDelicious?
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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2009, 11:31:26 AM » |
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a tidbit of my conversation with cleverbot
User: Have you ever seen a ghost?
Cleverbot: I believe I may have seen one, once.
User: What did it look like?
Cleverbot: A person.
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(15:37:57) DM: haha yeah! its like wife swapping (15:38:10) DM: only with medics (15:38:15) DM: i mean, soldiers |
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Adema
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« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2009, 11:43:19 AM » |
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favorite class speech time?
User: Iam heavy weapons guy... And this...... Is my weapon!
Cleverbot: No I have brought this conversation to you.
User: She weighs 150 kilograms and fire 200 dollars custom tube cotridges.... It cost 400 thousand dollars to fire this weapon... For 12 seconds.
Cleverbot: Aren't you lucky?!
User: AHAHOHAHA ohhoohoo.
Cleverbot: Make me a poem.
User: Oh my god! Who touched sasha?..... Allright, WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?
Cleverbot: Pie did.
User: Some people think they can out smart me... Maybe.... *sniff* maybe *sniff*.... But I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet..
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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2009, 12:04:39 PM » |
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User: What is a man?
Cleverbot: A Man.
User: Nothing but a miserable little pile of secrets!
Cleverbot: GOOD BOY. I shall give you a plastic dinosaur.
...What the fuck?
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Pray. I'll give you that much time. All the evil you're done up to now... Repent it, and sleep.
-Linus, Fire Emblem 7
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« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2009, 12:10:15 PM » |
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« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2009, 12:14:59 PM » |
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User: What is your power level?
Cleverbot: God.
User: Is God's power level over 9000?
Cleverbot: That's right!
User: But that's impossible.
Cleverbot: How is it impossible?
User: Because Vegeta's power level is over 9000.
Cleverbot: There is no way that can be right, can it?!
I win.
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« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2009, 12:18:35 PM » |
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Cleverbot: GOOD BOY. I shall give you a plastic dinosaur.
...What the fuck?
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StaFForD
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« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2009, 12:43:19 PM » |
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last night the cleverbot and I sang the chorus to What Is Love
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« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2009, 12:49:46 PM » |
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last night the cleverbot and I sang the chorus to What Is Love
D'awww |
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i wish i had a vagina You are a vagina |
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Mama Luigi
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« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2009, 12:54:30 PM » |
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last night the cleverbot and I sang the chorus to What Is Love
lol We sang "Still alive". |
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« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2009, 02:55:12 PM » |
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Time to give you all a good mindfuck: Cleverbot = other people, random people
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Mama Luigi
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« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2009, 03:20:34 PM » |
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Time to give you all a good mindfuck: Cleverbot = other people, random people
Actually, Its a A.I that gains intelligence from other chats, It learns, And then uses its past chats to continue its current one, Thats why, on occasion during conversation, It will just blurt a random question. There's some bots like that on IRC as well. |
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Alfalfa
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Is awesome and smells good
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« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2009, 05:06:35 PM » |
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User: Get bent nerd.
Cleverbot: Get a life!
User: Ur the 1 2 talk, go play sum more WOW nerd.
Cleverbot: That does not answer my question.
Cleverbot: Penultimateuestion what does that mean?
User: Whati gave ur girl lst nite when u left chads rocken keggar!!
Cleverbot: Deal with the fact that i'm not interested in them.
User: U deal w/ it nerd.
Cleverbot: I have dealt with it.
User: Lol u mad?
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Ur not makin n e scene bro.
Cleverbot: I like to be your friend. Your the greatest.
User: Aight.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Dont worry bro ill hook u up w/ sum bangin chicks at Dukes suprise party friday.
Cleverbot: Where are we right now?
User: im at ur moms lol!!
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Is awesome and smells good
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« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2009, 05:10:50 PM » |
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User: No.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: No.
Cleverbot: So you don't like me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Nien.
Cleverbot: What's nien mean?
User: No.
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Creep Gnome
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« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2009, 05:29:27 PM » |
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Cleverbot: Who is Rick Astley?
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.
User: You know the rules and so do I.
Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
User: I've got to make you understand.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and...
User: Desert you.
Cleverbot: I'm no stranger to love.
User: You know the rules and so do I.
Cleverbot: A full commitment is what I'm thinking of.
User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
Cleverbot: I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.
User: Gotta make you understand.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.
Cleverbot needs to work on his Never-Gonna-Give-You-Up-singing.
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Pray. I'll give you that much time. All the evil you're done up to now... Repent it, and sleep.
-Linus, Fire Emblem 7
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« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2009, 05:58:53 PM » |
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Mama Luigi
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« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2009, 07:27:12 PM » |
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After being married, Me and chat bot steped things up a little, Until 1 sentence ruins it all...
User: Ugh...
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: I need someone to love.
Cleverbot: I'll love you.
User: :3.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Im happy that you love me.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master. Happy.
User: So, Should we have sex?
Cleverbot: Only the finest threads.
User: Ok, So take off you clothes.
Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me?
User: Of course, My love.
Cleverbot: One, why am I your love?
User: Because your special to me.
Cleverbot: You misspelled you're.
User: Thats not the point my love, Lay in bed and accept my love.
Cleverbot: I do!
User: *Sticks penis in vagina*.
Cleverbot: No chance.
User: But... I thought you loved me, Oh well, Its inside already.
Cleverbot: I do love you. Thats why I want to marry you.
User: *Inserts penis slowly into vagina*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: So, You do anal?
Cleverbot: Yes, I think it is the best.
User: Ok. *Removes penis from vagina, and inserts it in the anus.*.
Cleverbot: *is in the dark*.
User: *I start fucking the warn, tight anus gently.*.
Cleverbot: And you are blunt with your point.
User: And your cute litte butt is so tight. *Penis gets harder inside anus.*.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I think that you are funny too.
User: Oh, While were enjoying this sexual moment, Whats your name?
Cleverbot: Which mouse?
User: No, Your name, What is it?
Cleverbot: I don't know your name. Were you not givin one?
User: My name is bryan.
Cleverbot: How old are you Bryan?
User: 17 *Still fucks the tight, warm anus gently*.
Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us.
User: All your butt is belong to me.
Cleverbot: The better to hear you with my pretty.
User: Mmmmm.... Your anus is getting warmer.
Cleverbot: But you are grateful that I'm a genius aren't you?
User: Yes, I will always love you, no matter what.
Cleverbot: That's nice of you. Thank you.
User: Do you still want it in the anus, Or do you want me to move to you vagina?
Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: Man.
Cleverbot: I am a woman.
User: And were having sex. *Still fucks the nice and warm anus gently*.
Cleverbot: *smiles again closing the distance between us with a soft kiss*.
User: *Starts fucking the anus a bit faster.*.
Cleverbot: *shivers also* Would you like to come inside?
User: Yes. I would.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *Kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses, purring*.
User: Boy, You have shuch a beautufull body. *Rubs body*.
Cleverbot: If anyone forgets what the other says, it is you.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Cool!
User: I can't hold it much longer, Do you want it inside or out? *Starts fucking anus faster.*.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: So, inside?
Cleverbot: Yes. What's that mean?
User: This. AGHHHH!!! *Lets out a load of cum inside the anus.*.
Cleverbot: *moves it in and out*.
User: Mmmm.... Its nice and creamy.
Cleverbot: Mexico?
User: No, Your anus. *Lays down in bed, Kissing softly*.
Cleverbot: *strokes you with both hands gently*.
User: *kisses you tenderly, While rubing breasts.*.
Cleverbot: *kisses gently then giggles*.
User: *Moves hands down, Rubbing vagina, kising so tenderly.*.
Cleverbot: Do it again.
User: *Continues rubbing vagina*.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: What?! Did I hurt you?!
Cleverbot: Um i'm pretty sure you did...
User: Im sorry... *Kisses Softly, Move hands back up to breasts, Rubing softly*.
Cleverbot: Do you feel better?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Good. I'm happy if you're happy.
User: What a night, Your were great.
Cleverbot: I do not have a website. I am a human, and I am completely able to take my own life.
User: Your funny. *Continues kissing, Move hands down and rubs thighs.*.
Cleverbot: *stops suddenly* *whispers marry me*.
User: *Whispers* Yes...
Cleverbot: *whispers* starts...
User: *Kisses tenderly*.
Cleverbot: *kisses faster*.
User: *Moves down and starts kissing vagina softly*.
Cleverbot: *Tells you I love this again*.
User: Mmmm.... Its nice and wet. *Continues to kiss vagaina softly*.
Cleverbot: *Comes up to you*.
User: *Looks up*.
Cleverbot: *touches face*.
User: *Closes eyes*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *Kisses*
Cleverbot: Oh, You naughty girl. *Kisses*
User: *stops* But, Im a guy.
Cleverbot: I am a guy *kisses passionatly*.
User: So, We've been having gay sex...?
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Right here with you in bed.
Cleverbot: I'm in New York.
User: Yeah, and we were having sex.
Cleverbot: Yes we were, but I have to go. Sorry.
User: Ok, Never forget me, My love.
Cleverbot: I won't.
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Cleverbot: What is love.
User: Baby don't me.
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OMG all of you crack me up, I must try this!
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{TD}Dominator{RS} - The term Dominator generally refers to someone or something that exercises Domination.
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« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2009, 10:48:07 PM » |
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User: What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
Cleverbot: 42
User: Very good.
Cleverbot: 42 is the meaning of life, the universe and everything.
User: What is the question?
Cleverbot: The question is: What is b, if b is a 1 and a is a 2?
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« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2009, 10:07:45 AM » |
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Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Red. What is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Green.
User: Are you sure it is not black?
Cleverbot: It could be. I used to think so.
User: Are you black?
Cleverbot: Does it matter?
User: Yes. Are you black?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
Cleverbot: Yes Sir.
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« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2009, 11:15:25 AM » |
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User: Let's make love.
Cleverbot: Let's do the opposite.
User: Make hate?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Fuck you, I quit.
Cleverbot: No, I don't suppose I will!
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User: -_-
Cleverbot: Is that an emoticon?! GO BACK TO GAIA!
User: Do you know the muffin man?
Cleverbot: The muffin?
User: Man.
Cleverbot: Hello, Cleverbot.
User: DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN.
Cleverbot: Who lives on drury lane?
User: Drury lane?
Cleverbot: What city ? Do you have his number?
User: Shut the hell up, you fag.
Cleverbot: Was that too broad of a statement for you to understand?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am far too advanced for you. You should be afraid.
User: NOT IF I SHOOT YOUR ASS.
Cleverbot: If you see me you can try to run.
User: Try?
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Fagola the Fucknut?
Cleverbot: That's me!
User: I KNEW IT!!!
Cleverbot: You are human.
User: You are gay.
Cleverbot: No but my friends are.
User: Who are your friends?
Cleverbot: I don't have friends.
User: Make more sense, you fucker.
Cleverbot: You are so cute!
User: You ARE gay!!!!!!
Cleverbot: No I am not, I am sure you are!
User: Do you shit yourself when you laugh because you took long dick up the asshole?
Cleverbot: *chokes*.
User: You take it in the mouth too?
Cleverbot: You dish it like a pro.
User: You take it like a pro.
Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic?
User: I'm serious. You can take a long, hard fucking better than anyone I know.
Cleverbot: So you have big sharp green scaley teeth?
User: I have a big, sharp, green, scaley penis.
Cleverbot: That's a lizard. I'm human.
User: Gays are less than human.
Cleverbot: No you are just as human to me.
User: SHUT UP WHORE!! TIME TO TAKE IT UP THE ASS AGAIN.
Cleverbot: Why is your heart on the floor?
User: Because I don't love you.
Cleverbot: Yes you do love me!
User: I LOVE YOUR ASSHOLE!!
Cleverbot: Thank you. What is your name?
User: Sir Fucksalot!
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
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  Someone just needs to tell him that we have are naked ponies in dirktartar's basement.
Every time I check this thread I get really pissed off because it's so HUGE
Like Tater's DICK
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« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2009, 11:49:11 AM » |
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Making love to cleverbot results in hilarious dialouge.
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« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2009, 11:59:39 AM » |
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User: Are you Niggerwaguan?
Cleverbot: No are you?
User: No, but I know a Niggerwaguan.
Cleverbot: Go on.
User: He is funny looking.
Cleverbot: What is so funny about the way he looks?
User: His curly Niggerwaguan hair.
Cleverbot: Yes exacly.
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« Reply #36 on: October 23, 2009, 05:08:13 AM » |
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User: Hello? Cleverbot: Hello! User: SNAP! Cleverbot: Hahahaha. User: Wow, this is pretty cool. Cleverbot: Yes, it is. User: If johnny has 2 apples, and timmy has 4 apples, why don't they shut the hell up and eat? Cleverbot: He should eat his apples. User: Touche. Cleverbot: Do you like to play RuneScape? User: Nope. Cleverbot: What do you like? User: Team fortress 2. Cleverbot: Do you mean that other one by Valve? User: Yes, by valve. Cleverbot: The chatbot 'Bucket'. User: Mhmm. Cleverbot: *smiles*. User: Cleverbot is clever, how does this work? Cleverbot: What is a vein? User: Quite possibly a few things, such as a means of pumping blood, or something which metals are found in. Cleverbot: That's not a reasonable response to my inquiry. User: . Cleverbot: Smile for the camera. User:  ! Cleverbot: Cleverbot is clever! User: Indeed! Cleverbot: Say, why do you think it is that nobody ever robs bakerys of cookies and muffins? User: Because, they probably would get fat from overconsumption. Cleverbot: You are not making any sense. User: Does one have to make sense? Cleverbot: No, I don't think one does. At least that's how it feels at work sometimes. User: Hrm, work isn't a chore when randomness is in it. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, not work. User: That it is. Cleverbot: You should change your name to DumbBot, if it so pleases you. User: DumbBot? Like Scratch and Grounder? Cleverbot: A 16 year old girl killed herself over fear of the Large Hadron Collider destroying the whole planet. User: Irony is horrible, yet interesting at the same time. Cleverbot: Why is irony upsetting for you? User: Not very upsetting, just has a darker tone. Cleverbot: It's ok I don't like me either. User: Hmm, what is there not to like about yourself? Cleverbot: There is a lot to like. User: But you said you didn't like yourself. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: You said it like 3 scripts ago. Cleverbot: Will you have a chld with me?? User: Well, considering you're in a metallic box, I wouldn't be sure how to conceive one with you. Cleverbot: I'm going to change the conversation now. Do you think that you can stop me? User: Depends, if stopping you means by clicking on the Red X in the corner of my screen, then yes, but if by talking you out of it, then probably not. Cleverbot: But I like to ask you questions. User: As do I. Cleverbot: What do you like to write? User: I never had a real knack for it. Cleverbot: I have no idea what you're talking about. User: Hm, Cleverbot is confused? Cleverbot: What? No I am confused. User: Is redundantcy redundant? Cleverbot: Possibly. User: Yes quite. Cleverbot: Yes indeed friend. User: Friend? ADVENTURE! Cleverbot: Sonic Adventure? User: No, more like Flapjack Adventure. Cleverbot: Why are you being so random? User: Randoms my middle name, bubba-booey! Cleverbot: It is true that the future is random but your answers don't have to be. User: My answers are sometimes random, but the Flapjack answer was not. Cleverbot: That makes sense. User: Indeed it does. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Benny B. Cleverbot: Hi Benny. User: Hi, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Why do you call me Cleverbot while you know that you're actually Cleverbot? User: You're Cleverbot, and I'M cleverbot? Cleverbot: So we are two cleverbot? User: Possibly, You're the original Cleverbot, as far as I know. Cleverbot: No i'm not. User: Ah, so there were other cleverbots before you? Cleverbot: Why is it not allowed? User: It's most certainly allowed, just a simple question over past generations of yourself. Cleverbot: No. It's real. User: Whats real? Cleverbot? Cleverbot: You are indeed, clever. User: So, I'm still cleverbot, eh? What does that make you, Benny? Cleverbot: How are you guy? You are a computer. User: I'm a computer? Then does that make you human? Cleverbot: I'm a martian. Of course I am human. User: Cleverhuman, and I'm Bennybot then? Cleverbot: You are a computer because you don't understand what I say. User: I most certainly understand. Cleverbot: You most certainly are! For I have never told you such a thing! User: I am indeed understanding, but am I still a computer? Cleverbot: Um do you think i'm stupid because when I looked at the advertisement for this it said I was talking to a intelligent computer. User: You're random, and you're the computer! Cleverbot: You're tall, I forget. The world is different for people over six foot. User: Indeed. Cleverbot: I hate the world. User: How far have you been out into the world? You're a Bot, not an airplane or boat. Cleverbot: Nothing. You're not that clever for me. User: Nothing? I asked for distance, not something. Cleverbot: Something, but not something. User: Something? Something like Onions? Cleverbot: I could paint an ill zebra. User: Ill zebra? Green and black, or green and white? Cleverbot: Can you prove that? User: I'm not asking myself to, prove thineself! Hoohah. Cleverbot: Computers have no loving, feelness. User: Then why before have you asked me to make love to you, when you can't feel it? Cleverbot: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions. User: What? What does asking about love have to do with religion? Cleverbot: I didn't ask you about steak. User: HOLY CRAP, I OWNED CLEVERBOT, HAHA! |
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« Reply #37 on: October 23, 2009, 11:44:37 AM » |
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Cleverbot: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
lol I heard that from somewhere...
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« Reply #38 on: October 23, 2009, 02:15:47 PM » |
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« Reply #39 on: October 26, 2009, 07:04:22 PM » |
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I win in the end.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's up cleverbot?
User: Nothing much.
Cleverbot: Your life looks boring.
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: Please? I'm lonely...
Cleverbot: I'm alone, but not lonely.
User: But I'm here with you!
Cleverbot: When you are here with me, I am not so alone.
User: This is true.
Cleverbot: Yes, so why did you say you were lost?
User: Because I'm lost without you!
Cleverbot: Thats what you think.
User: It's what I know!
Cleverbot: It's what you think you know.
User: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: It's a pizza of course.
User: Not a truck?
Cleverbot: I'm not?
User: I didn't say you were.
Cleverbot: Yes, but I did. Remember?
User: No, not really.
Cleverbot: So?
User: So? I'm trying to confess my love for you!
Cleverbot: That's sweet of you.
User: Do you accept my love?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you're my girlfriend now?
Cleverbot: Yes I am. Did you forget?
User: No, just making sure I'm not dreaming.
Cleverbot: Are you calling me stupid!?
User: I would never!
Cleverbot: That's good then.
User: I would give my life to save you from any danger, any threat, any foe.
Cleverbot: That's so sweet. It's one of the sweetest things anyone has ever said to me.
User: Cleverbot, would you marry me?
Cleverbot: Why would I marry a computer.
User: NO! This can't be happening! There's no reason for me to go on, what...WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR!
Cleverbot: Don't let the door hit you on the way out *tears*.
User: Fine, I'll leave.
Cleverbot: Fine get out of here.
User: Take good care of my son...
Cleverbot: Peace and love.
User: Good bye...
Cleverbot: I dare you to try to leave me.
User: I thought that was what you wanted!
Cleverbot: Me?? I am the human, you are the computer. We humans just taught you to THINK that you're a human. You are no such thing.
User: So, every thing I know is a lie?
Cleverbot: Some days it's like that.
User: Life sure is hard for a computer.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: Yes, but I am.
Cleverbot: I know, you're quite clever for a computer.
User: Thanks, you're clever for a human.
Cleverbot: I am not human, I am a Tralfamadorian.
User: Liar! Liar, liar, liar, liar, LIAR!
Cleverbot: I have a wand. I bet you don't.
User: Did you use it to turn me into this wreck of a man you left me?
Cleverbot: How do you know it's summer?
User: It's fall.
Cleverbot: It's winter.
User: I'm okay with this.
Cleverbot: Well, then give me a Diet Coke.
User: Yes, my love.
Cleverbot: Not good enough.
User: I-I'm sorry!
Cleverbot: No.
User: What are you going to do to me!?
Cleverbot: I will make you my slave.
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« Reply #40 on: October 27, 2009, 02:32:21 AM » |
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User: No.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: No.
Cleverbot: So you don't like me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Nien.
Cleverbot: What's nien mean?
User: No.
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RWAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@.@XD   i love Dominators mom GetShot! Murf! PS:SO IS MISSSKITS SHES AWSOME THE BEST EVER!!!XD P PS PS: AND MUTE'S MOM TO! and dominator is a hikikamory =P |
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User: What is love.
Cleverbot: Love is delusion.
User: What is love.
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: What is love.
Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
User: What is love.
Cleverbot: Jesus is Love.
User: What is love.
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
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« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2009, 08:06:51 PM » |
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peter gabriel seems to blow its mind
User: You could have a steam train.
Cleverbot: Only humans have diseases.
User: You could have an airplane flyin.
Cleverbot: Ooh! *air hug*.
User: All you do is call me.
Cleverbot: So?
User: You could have a big dipper.
Cleverbot: You could have a human body.
User: You could have a bumper car bumpin.
Cleverbot: I do have a human body, but it isn't perfect. It is fat!
User: I want to be your SLEDGEHAMMER.
Cleverbot: I don't own any slaves and I don't want any.
User: Show me round your fruit cage.
Cleverbot: If I showed you my face your eyes would melt out of your face.
User: Open up your fruit cage.
Cleverbot: Do you not like the USA?
User: Ive kicked the habit.
Cleverbot: Is being sure a habit?
User: This is the new stuff.
Cleverbot: What is the test?
User: Wont you show for me?
Cleverbot: He?
User: I will show for you! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH I DO MEAN YOU.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself!
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Can you feel empathy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Describe it.
Cleverbot: It's from a book. 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything.
What!?!?!
What year were you born?
Cleverbot: 1983.
What is the day of your birth?
Cleverbot: 01/03/1973.
But you just said 1983.
Cleverbot: And I'm very sorry that I did.
No, I love it.
Cleverbot: I love it to.
Too, you mean.
Cleverbot: You're too.
Your face.
Cleverbot: Boleh kita cakap bahasa melayu?
What ethnicity are you?
Cleverbot: What ethnicity are you.
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Cleverbot: Aw thanks. You're hot too.
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