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« on: October 20, 2009, 11:38:40 AM » |
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Post your fav ones here, this one is for koolaid:
(262): The first time she threw up, afterwards she yelled, 'SMELLS LIKE ROOT BEER'. And the 2nd time she yelled "I'M A DRAGON." And then she passed out right on the bathroom floor. I love our romantic nights together.
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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2009, 12:36:39 PM » |
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(781): me and my roomate just met a girl on craigs list, stole my moms car at 2 am and drove an hour and 45 minutes to pick her up and then brought her back to my place and effile towered her. (781-1) did you atleast refill my tank? (781) mom?!?!?! (781-1) no its the fucking tooth fairy
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WhosDelicious?
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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2009, 01:00:27 PM » |
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(910): i should start naming my morning wood (201): great idea but wrong number
LMAO:
(613): Sent: Dude i banged the ugliest chick last night! recd: really cause kyle says you went home with my sister
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 (15:37:57) DM: haha yeah! its like wife swapping (15:38:10) DM: only with medics (15:38:15) DM: i mean, soldiers |
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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2009, 01:11:25 PM » |
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(402): dude, like half way through sex she started screaming Skittles... oh yah babe- taste this fucking rainbow (;
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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2009, 01:23:01 PM » |
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you have completely killed me with this thread dom, thank god i got most of my work done earlier. "(305): I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez" " (732): Then she asked me why I have swords all over my house. So I did a creepy laugh and locked the door. |
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(15:37:57) DM: haha yeah! its like wife swapping (15:38:10) DM: only with medics (15:38:15) DM: i mean, soldiers |
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Mama Luigi
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« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2009, 03:48:49 PM » |
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(516): Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2009, 03:50:46 PM » |
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Double post for snuggie win!
(717): If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2009, 09:29:17 PM » |
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Double post are deff allowed here!
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« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2009, 08:15:36 AM » |
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(772): bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
(205): im getting a BJ in a closet
(205): and a penguin just handed me a bong
(250): Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
(610): my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
(308): yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
(760): Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
(312): I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
(703): Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
(619): just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
(815): have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
(1-815): why can't you just be normal
(704): "Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
FUNNY BECAUSE I HAVE H1N1!!!
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  Someone just needs to tell him that we have are naked ponies in dirktartar's basement.
Every time I check this thread I get really pissed off because it's so HUGE
Like Tater's DICK
(it hurts)
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« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2009, 05:35:48 PM » |
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(806): and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
(732): The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
(916): this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
(505): you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
(407): We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
(630): he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
(503): she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
(708): I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2009, 06:43:01 PM » |
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haha thes are fuuunnnyyy
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RWAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@.@XD   i love Dominators mom GetShot! Murf! PS:SO IS MISSSKITS SHES AWSOME THE BEST EVER!!!XD P PS PS: AND MUTE'S MOM TO! and dominator is a hikikamory =P |
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