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« on: November 22, 2009, 04:54:38 PM » |
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http://omegle.com/Talk to random people. The best is there's so many idiot guys trying to meet "horny" girls and I just along with it pretending I am, funny shit...
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{TD}Dominator{RS} - The term Dominator generally refers to someone or something that exercises Domination. 
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HarleyQuinn
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« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2009, 10:52:22 PM » |
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This could lead to some awkward intra-TD cybersex.
Also don't pretend you don't get half a stock when you're "playing a joke" on those guys.
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Benny Burnsalot
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« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2009, 11:47:30 PM » |
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My best conversation yet
Stranger: hi
Benny: GREETINGS, I AM THOR, GOD OF THUNDER!
Stranger: and i am taylor SWIFT THE COUNTRY SINGER
Stranger: SOO
Stranger: R U SPEECHLESS
Benny: GREETINGS, TAYLOR SWIFT, HAVE YOU RECOVERED FROM YOUR PERILOUS BATTLE WITH KANYE WEST?
Stranger: UMMMM.......YES
Benny: WHO EMERGED AS THE VICTOR?
Stranger: ME
Benny: THIS IS WONDERFUL, A CELEBRATION I SAY! I SMITE YOU, DISCONNECT BUTTON!!!
I've pissed off alot of people, and ran into a bunch of bots...
Thank you dom, for this
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Dominator
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2009, 02:53:32 PM » |
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haha I know it's sooo amazing and it passes sooo much time.
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Dekoi
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Date Registerd:November 25, 2008, 09:44:26 PM
Posts: 84
Neow!
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« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2009, 09:48:25 PM » |
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My best conversation yet
Stranger: hi
Benny: GREETINGS, I AM THOR, GOD OF THUNDER!
Stranger: and i am taylor SWIFT THE COUNTRY SINGER
Stranger: SOO
Stranger: R U SPEECHLESS
Benny: GREETINGS, TAYLOR SWIFT, HAVE YOU RECOVERED FROM YOUR PERILOUS BATTLE WITH KANYE WEST?
Stranger: UMMMM.......YES
Benny: WHO EMERGED AS THE VICTOR?
Stranger: ME
Benny: THIS IS WONDERFUL, A CELEBRATION I SAY! I SMITE YOU, DISCONNECT BUTTON!!!
I've pissed off alot of people, and ran into a bunch of bots...
Thank you dom, for this
Bravo |
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Undakada (UOM)
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2009, 02:03:17 AM » |
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You: SUP NEGRO
Stranger: I BE CHILL NICCA MY DUDE C RICH DOWN AT DA BODEGA PLAYIN CEELO TRYIN TO MAK UZ SUM GWAP
You: OH YEAH CHILL MANNNNNN
Stranger: SON YOU AINT MY BLOOD TYPE DUN.. MY NIGGAZ COOK CRACK WIT BARCARDI 151!
Stranger: QUEEEENZ BRIDGEE
Stranger: QUENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZ
Stranger: QUENZ
Stranger: QUENOZ
Stranger: QUE???
You: So sexy
You: I love you
Stranger: ASL?
You: ASL.
Stranger: ASL?
You: UN UN
Stranger: BIG PUN?
You: WATASHI WA NO WEEABOO DESU
You: GREETINGS, FRIEND!
Stranger: ASL?
You: ASL.
Stranger: CRAZY SAMURAI NAZI GIRL?
You: YOU KNOW IT
Stranger: OH YEAH..WHATS GOOD GIRL? YOUR SOMETHING DIFFERENT I MUST SAY
Stranger: GREETING ME WITH A SUP NEGRO
You: I KNOW RIGHT.
Stranger: OH AND IM NOT A NEGRO... BUT I DO MAKE BEATS FOR SOME NEGROS WHO GOT SOME BIG NAMES
Stranger: IM 17 M CANADA.. YOU GIRL?
You: 8 F NIHHONESE
Stranger: U LIEEEEEEEE
You: USO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: 8 YEAR OLDS DONT KNOW ABOUT NERGROS
Stranger: AND NEGRO FOLK SONGS
Stranger: LIKE I SLAPPED THAT BITCH FROM MISSISSIPPI.. WITH A IRON WRENCH
You: That's so hot
You: Please, take my asshole's virginity
Stranger: WTF IS YOUR ASL U CRAZY GANGSTER NAZI LOVING SKANK OF A PERSON OR THING
You: WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION BRUTHA?
You: DISSSSSSSSMISSED!
Thanks Dom
ALSO, this:
Stranger: are you from tennesee?
You: Anoe...watashi wa Nihonnese desu...
Stranger: um... do you speak english?
You: Iiee.
Stranger: what language are you speaking it sounds pretty
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: Anoe..
You: Nihonnese...
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: Nihon.
Stranger: nihon? where is that
You: E to...
You: Watashi hasorewo Japan ha, anatano gengo ninarudaroune.
Stranger: omg you live in japan?! thats awesome!
Stranger: i live in CALIFORNIA.
Stranger: konichiwa
Stranger: is that hi in japanese?
You: Eh? Kariforunia?
You: Un!
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: can
Stranger: you
Stranger: teach me japanese?
Stranger: and ill teach you english?
You: E to...
You: Watashi no hikisaku Romaji Nipponese. Iiee Kanji.
You: Gomenosai.
Stranger: do you speak any english?
You: Un...
You: HELLO
Stranger: omg good!
Stranger: how do you say HELLO in JAPANESE?
You: Konichiwa.
Stranger: oh i was right!
You: E to...watashi no sayonara.
Stranger: what does e to mean?
You: Gody-byee, Kariforunia~
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Dominator
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2009, 07:49:03 AM » |
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Its so fun to just fuck with people when you have nothing better else to do, it's hilarious.
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Benny Burnsalot
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2010, 03:59:03 AM » |
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Stranger: are you from tennesee?
You: Anoe...watashi wa Nihonnese desu...
Stranger: um... do you speak english?
You: Iiee.
Stranger: what language are you speaking it sounds pretty
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: Anoe..
You: Nihonnese...
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: Nihon.
Stranger: nihon? where is that
You: E to...
You: Watashi hasorewo Japan ha, anatano gengo ninarudaroune.
Stranger: omg you live in japan?! thats awesome!
Stranger: i live in CALIFORNIA.
Stranger: konichiwa
Stranger: is that hi in japanese?
You: Eh? Kariforunia?
You: Un!
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: can
Stranger: you
Stranger: teach me japanese?
Stranger: and ill teach you english?
You: E to...
You: Watashi no hikisaku Romaji Nipponese. Iiee Kanji.
You: Gomenosai.
Stranger: do you speak any english?
You: Un...
You: HELLO
Stranger: omg good!
Stranger: how do you say HELLO in JAPANESE?
You: Konichiwa.
Stranger: oh i was right!
You: E to...watashi no sayonara.
Stranger: what does e to mean?
You: Gody-byee, Kariforunia~
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