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« on: December 19, 2009, 04:51:05 AM » |
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Alright, this has to be one of the "Better" updates of TF2, the weapons are nice, the new maps are cool, and it gives players some different choices of how to play Solly/DEMMAHMOHN?
Soldier Stuff and opinions. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Direct Hit - Replaces the normal rocket launcher
70% smaller splash radius than Rocket Launcher, though rockets travel 80% faster, and inflict 25% more damage. Scores Mini-crits on airborne targets
Pretty nice, something the soldier needed some time ago, faster rockets, and for those who have good aim + Juggling skills, the Mini crits will be kind of nice, rather than just the typical "Meh, aim low, fire at it, yawn..." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Buff Banner - Replaces shotgun
Damage dealt fills a rage meter while the banner is equipped. When this meter is full the wielder can sound a bugle, granting 14 seconds of mini-crits to nearby teammates
Alright, this is a pretty cool little buffer that they added in, should give some good soldiers the chance to turn the tide in battles, or just be a serious douchebag and Roflstomp an enemy, unfortunately i don't have one... yet... but it should be an interesting tool for future updates and achievements to come ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Equalizer - Replaces Shovel
When equipped, melee damage and movement speed scale inversely with the amount of health the wielder has left
Okay, this thing is fucking awesome, i love it SOOOO much, Why, you ask? I can sit in spawn for a few seconds, put myself in a few explosions, and run slightly slower than a scout, and 2 shot another soldier, really just let loose with some Benny B righteousness, reckoning if some tryhard doesn't shoot me down first, you can do some serious damage with it ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Gunboats - Replaces the shotgun
While this item is equipped, the user takes 75% less damage from their own rocket when used to perform a Rocket Jump.
What can i say about this? It's a pretty simple damage reducer, mainly for those rocketjump happy fellas. If Demomen would've won, they would get these too, but of course, soldiers kicked their asses. I personally think the buff banner would put the "Team" in "Team Fortress 2". but then again, who's gonna climb that damn tower in Orange when some asshole engineer built a sentry in the middle? Soldier, that's who.
--------=========@@@@@@@@ DEMOMAN COMING SOON @@@@@@@@=========--------
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somerandomegirl
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2009, 05:13:29 AM » |
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I CANT EVEN PLAY YET STOP RUBING IT ON MY FACE! DX<
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RWAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@.@XD   i love Dominators mom GetShot! Murf! PS:SO IS MISSSKITS SHES AWSOME THE BEST EVER!!!XD P PS PS: AND MUTE'S MOM TO! and dominator is a hikikamory =P
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DickTater
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2009, 07:58:46 AM » |
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lol benny and I will rub whatever we want in your face and YOU WILL LIKE IT!!!!
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  Someone just needs to tell him that we have are naked ponies in dirktartar's basement.
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2009, 10:47:51 AM » |
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yew fergot da boots of suck
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2009, 10:50:13 AM » |
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I really wish there was a way to get the boots without their shit-tastic crafting system or dumb luck.
"Hey! Congrats on winning that war, Soldiers! Look at this cool item you won't be able to use for 3 more weeks!"
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2009, 12:12:28 PM » |
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Demoman sword and shield is fun to use, but in a srs game are kinda worthless.
new demo sticky gun is good for setting traps bcz you can select which ones you want to 'splode.
all in all... i stick with all the reg demoman stuffs in a srs game... then enter Black Rage and get the sword and shield.
New soldier stuffs are cool... but i dont use soldier... bcz i suck at it.
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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2009, 12:14:09 PM » |
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yeah what Dick said about the demo stuff
for soldier I'd go with all the new stuff (not the boots of suck)
there is no point in replacing the Buff Banner just for a pair of boots
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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2009, 05:11:00 PM » |
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updatefail!
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RWAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@.@XD   i love Dominators mom GetShot! Murf! PS:SO IS MISSSKITS SHES AWSOME THE BEST EVER!!!XD P PS PS: AND MUTE'S MOM TO! and dominator is a hikikamory =P
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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2009, 09:05:11 PM » |
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sword and shield is still funny  charge and scream "NIGGER POWER!!!!"
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« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2009, 07:43:28 PM » |
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there is no point in replacing the Buff Banner just for a pair of boots
As far as I can tell. they exist to turn Soldier jump-maps into easy mode. If only Valve had the sense to make them a melee-slot item, they might see some real use.
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« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2009, 04:31:58 PM » |
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I'm just wondering how giving the Demoman the boots would have made any sense, since they replace the second-slot item (the Sticky launcher).
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« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2009, 07:41:21 PM » |
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I'm just wondering how giving the Demoman the boots would have made any sense, since they replace the second-slot item (the Sticky launcher).
That's prob why the soldier "won"
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« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2009, 09:36:31 PM » |
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I'm just wondering how giving the Demoman the boots would have made any sense, since they replace the second-slot item (the Sticky launcher).
Valve isn't that stupid. They'd probably make it a first or third slot item.
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