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1/2/10 Not sure when i'm gonna be back. Brother likes L4D2. Lots. Just doing this because i don't want my personal life and TD to get befuddled with eachother. If they were to, the consequences would be catastrophic. 'Till then TD P.S. <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/0uuV233u4lM&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/0uuV233u4lM&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0</a>]]> |
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« Last Edit: January 02, 2010, 04:02:37 PM by Benny Burnsalot »
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Benny is politically correct. Benny is better than you. Benny is lighting you on fire.
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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2010, 04:31:48 PM » |
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Is this why you renamed yourself "Sports Action Heavy", and blocked everyone (?) on your friends list? Or did you just block meh?
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Benny Burnsalot
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« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2010, 06:03:21 AM » |
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Is this why you renamed yourself "Sports Action Heavy", and blocked everyone (?) on your friends list? Or did you just block meh?
I blocked everyone. No hate towards anyone. |
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Benny is politically correct. Benny is better than you. Benny is lighting you on fire.
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« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2010, 04:35:10 PM » |
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I miss t3h bennyz!
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« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2010, 07:35:12 PM » |
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So wait. Why is... Benny! The Spies will run wild on the server!
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« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2010, 07:01:24 AM » |
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Benny removed everyone off his friends list after blocking them. Seems a bit extreme. He could of at least told me whats happening kind of disappointed in him for not doing so. Ah well I guess I need to add protobender so I can yell at him then move on to my next underage TD wannabe. :3c http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198009951509Benny's profile link notice the no friends. |
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« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2010, 08:07:56 AM » |
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Guys, it's pretty obvious Benny managed to get a girl pregnant i.e. "Benny B's maternity Leave". I'm not sure how he accomplished this between marathon bouts of TF2 and L4D2, but he did.
(just kidding, i have no idea why he's gone awol)
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2010, 04:19:59 PM » |
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I think blocking someone for a long enough time automatically removes them from your friends list, it's happened with some of my friends before.
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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2010, 05:01:57 PM » |
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No it's because I got benny's mom pregnant and benny is freaking out..
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« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2010, 09:33:38 PM » |
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AND i got hiim pregnant
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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2010, 08:42:34 AM » |
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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2010, 09:49:12 AM » |
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Guys, I got a pm from Benny explaining more about the situation and I thought I'd share it: Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because you asked about my maternity leave...
Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/
First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.
A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.
But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him. |
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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2010, 01:26:03 PM » |
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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2010, 02:34:21 PM » |
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What is this
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« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2010, 02:54:42 PM » |
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« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2010, 03:22:22 PM » |
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« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2010, 03:45:39 PM » |
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« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2010, 03:58:14 PM » |
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« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2010, 05:08:09 PM » |
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CONTRADICTION MOTHER FUCKER http://teamdomination.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=4217BAM AGE: 15 SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE! Also Quote is Benny B Instead of Benny Burnsalot. I kinda also want to mention that the incest story is quite out of place. It doesn't actually answer any questions asked and just seems to be there to dodge the original question "What is wrong Benny?". I guess the post its self never says its going to answer any questions its just really random. Its like asking someone what are they doing and them responding with umbrella. It doesn't make sense to answer that way and in reality all it does is create more questions. and if the incest is why he has left(if real and not made up) why doesn't it explain past him wanting to fuck his sister like the actual reason he left. It just seems like bullshit is everywhere. Detective Black Dick
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« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2010, 05:10:17 PM » |
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Either he is a liar or he is a liar. I don't really care which he is lying about, 15, or like 20. However, I found it hard to believe benny was above age 10.
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« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2010, 07:19:40 PM » |
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"he is a liar... and a sonova bitch.."
thank god for wrestling quotes against Hulk Hogan
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Someone just needs to tell him that we have are naked ponies in dirktartar's basement.
Every time I check this thread I get really pissed off because it's so HUGE
Like Tater's DICK
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« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2010, 02:27:08 PM » |
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« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2010, 02:56:40 PM » |
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So...did anyone else catch the funny fake story reference about Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, and Princess Leia? Or are you guys just playing The Sarcasm Game?
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« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2010, 03:21:51 PM » |
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yeah it kinda makes you re-read it once you get to the last sentence
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« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2010, 03:41:21 PM » |
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« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2010, 04:35:00 PM » |
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This whole thread made me lol. Benny ftw.
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« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2010, 04:46:47 PM » |
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Someone just needs to tell him that we have are naked ponies in dirktartar's basement.
Every time I check this thread I get really pissed off because it's so HUGE
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« Reply #29 on: January 07, 2010, 04:41:24 PM » |
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I got a trophy for my penis once...
smallest penis in the world
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« Reply #30 on: January 07, 2010, 05:22:23 PM » |
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lol "smallest penis in the world"
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Someone just needs to tell him that we have are naked ponies in dirktartar's basement.
Every time I check this thread I get really pissed off because it's so HUGE
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« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2010, 11:56:14 AM » |
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shsssssssss....
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« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2010, 02:30:17 PM » |
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Thats the one omg!
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« Reply #34 on: January 09, 2010, 01:34:29 AM » |
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Incest? Me being 10? PREGNANT?! SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK!?
WHY THE HELL DOES THIS CREEPY STUFF INVADE MY POSTS?! then again, it wouldn't have that wonderful Benny B aroma to it if it was a plain ol' post... Mmm. Hard Boiled eggs and bacon smell. anyways, i'm back now, just make a post saying you want to be unblocked, i'll get around to it at some point.
Currently button-mashing my DS. Playing some POKEHMANZ, Platinum version, not a bad game. Too many fucking bells and whistles, I DON'T FUCKING WANT A GODDAMN POKEWATCH, I WANT TO WTFPWN A DAMN GYM LEADER!!!, quite different from the good ol' 1990's version... Benny misses you, level 87 Blastoise...
Anyways, again, just PM me through TD mail, or make a post, w/e, doesn't matter. I'll unblock you. Except for you bungie, YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
Just kiddin' with ya Bungie, you're cool.
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« Reply #35 on: January 10, 2010, 03:56:09 PM » |
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unblock plz, k thx bai
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« Reply #36 on: January 13, 2010, 08:06:06 PM » |
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THIZ Squid <3 Benny. Plz to unblock :3 |
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  Be quiet fool, the boobs are watching... always watching.... Once a giant laser squid from space landed at my house and said it would destroy the world. Squiddeh, I love you so much. I may or may not have inked myself... I'll let you know after my cold shower. |
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