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« on: March 21, 2011, 09:30:46 PM » |
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I stepped into the Auction House, Tattered Dreadmist alarming all the undead around me, my trolly appearance being all too much for most folk to handle. I slapped down 10 gold and bought myself a big ol' stack of blackened basilisk. "Thanks!" I said pro-like to the Auctioneer, strutting towards the mailbox like a pro. Opening the mailbox I found letters of completed auctions and the food I had just bought. I put the money and food in my bag and began to walk towards the Warchief's Herald board. LIKE A BOSS, I looked at the board. "Heroes call: Outland!" caught my eye. I was in Undercity, so I had to get to Orgrimmar. I whipped upon my spellbook LIKE A BOSS and flipped through the tabs... Arcane... Fire... Frost... Pony Magic... Portals! I flipped to the "Portal: Orgrimmar spell", popped my Berserking spell (Giving me some extra casting speed) and proceeded to cast it. SEVEN SECONDS INSTEAD OF TEN! LIKE A BOSS!!! Stepping through the portal, I went from the decrepit and stanky undercity to the awesome and bustling Orgrimmar. I looked to my left, a portal to the portal to Outland awaited me. I stepped on through, in front of the Dark Portal, which is the actual portal to Outland for some reason. Tusks tingling in continuity-error awaiting excitement, I pulled out a piece of basilisk and scarfed it down, receiving a spellpower buff. I put up my Fire armor and my Arcane Brilliance and began to walk towards the portal. *Vwoosh! Boosh! Boosh!* I was struck down by an 85 Hunter's explosive shot. My baskilisk, fire armor and arcane brilliance were for naught. I turned my camera around, I looked up at the name of my attacker... I stared... it felt as though the world itself halted... My short journey... ended... by the elf hands of... "XxLegolaslolxx"... |
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« Last Edit: March 22, 2011, 09:30:02 AM by Benny Burnsalot »
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StaFForD
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« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2011, 06:06:16 AM » |
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Damn you Legolas!
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« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2011, 11:30:50 AM » |
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I whipped upon my spellbook
I whip upon my spellbook at least once a day. Twice if I'm feeling frisky. |
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By 2050, 98% of our hurr will be durr.
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« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2011, 02:04:33 PM » |
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You could say, you whip your spellbook back and forth...
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« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2011, 03:04:32 PM » |
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You know it.
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« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2011, 07:10:48 PM » |
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I put on my robe and wizard hat
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Benny Burnsalot
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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2011, 05:19:18 AM » |
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 I whipped upon my spellbook
I whip upon my spellbook at least once a day. Twice if I'm feeling frisky.Confound ponies! They drive me to S&M with non-existent books! |
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« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2011, 03:20:10 PM » |
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I fucking love you, dude. |
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Pray. I'll give you that much time. All the evil you're done up to now... Repent it, and sleep.
-Linus, Fire Emblem 7
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« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2011, 10:22:35 PM » |
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I put on my robe and wizard hat
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"When you're good at everything, you're the best at nothing."  |
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Benny Burnsalot
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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2011, 08:47:10 PM » |
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I put on my robe and wizard hat
If I wear a hat, it'll distract everybody from my EXTREMELY FUCKING SEXY tusks. We don't want that, now do we? |
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Benny is politically correct. Benny is better than you. Benny is lighting you on fire.
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Adema
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« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2011, 01:26:17 PM » |
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My secret will forever be hidden. Also hi. |
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