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    « on: September 27, 2009, 12:09:33 PM »

    so i recently got a balisong for my birthday like 3 days ago and i can de basics not really that hard crap., i cut my self with it alot. any pointers?
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    « Reply #1 on: September 27, 2009, 12:20:05 PM »

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    « Reply #2 on: September 27, 2009, 02:03:38 PM »

    Find some fat russian men and some australian guys to practice on.
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    Well hey buddy. You ok?


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    « Reply #3 on: September 27, 2009, 02:29:26 PM »



    this
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    « Reply #4 on: September 27, 2009, 03:08:30 PM »

    btw those are epic easy to me im trying to find harder stuff, like those were the first things i learned
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    « Reply #5 on: September 27, 2009, 03:31:26 PM »

    I had a butterfly knife once, bought it in Tenerife for 10 euros. Piece of shit fell apart on me. Also those people who tell you to get a trainer knife "so you dont cut yourself" are trying to con you; only blind, retarded monkeys with no hands manage to cut themselves with a butterfly knife.
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    « Reply #6 on: September 27, 2009, 03:58:20 PM »

    You just called shadow monkey a blind retarded money with no hands
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    « Reply #7 on: September 28, 2009, 07:45:00 PM »

    only blind, retarded monkeys with no hands manage to cut themselves

    /go emo
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    « Reply #8 on: September 29, 2009, 12:01:15 PM »

    only blind, retarded monkeys with no hands manage to cut themselves

    /go emo


    Shad0w, the proper way to do it is:

    /wrists
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    « Reply #9 on: September 29, 2009, 02:11:52 PM »

    only blind, retarded monkeys with no hands manage to cut themselves

    /go emo


    Shad0w, the proper way to do it is:

    /wrists
    no, emos go insane when they do it so its like ///wrist
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    « Reply #10 on: September 29, 2009, 08:27:21 PM »

    i have friends who cut, must be wereing off onto ME!
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